06-09-2017, 12:21 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-10-2017, 07:15 AM by Dane Regan.)
I might as well join you. Hadn't heard of this before now, but why not.
I'm joining as Fire Explosion Land. And already there was an issue with an explosion in a mall which caused millions of Michael Bays in damage.
Edit: An other fun issue:
[spoiler]
The Issue
A loose coalition of sartorially-challenged individuals known as “Let It All Hang Out” has called on the government to relax public nudity laws.
The Debate
“For too long, our bodies have been trapped in these prisons of cotton and polyester!” yells protester Sydney Frederickson, while apparently developing a nasty case of sunburn. “We must repeal the puritanical laws that make public nudity a crime. My body—my choice to dangle!”
Accept
“I agree,” muses sociology professor Bianca McFly. “But I don’t think the protestors are going far enough. Public nudity shouldn’t be an option: it should be compulsory. Nudity is highly liberating. And it would put that disgusting “Hooters” out of business once and for all.”
Accept
“Whoa, whoa,” says noted accountant Gabriel Spirit. “Are these people serious? The last thing I want to see when I’m out for a coffee is some lumbering, over-weight nudist coming down the sidewalk toward me. If people want to get naked, they can do it in the privacy of their own homes. Think of the children!”
Accept[/spoiler]
Edit 2:
I'm first out of your guys for:
Largest Wealth Gaps
Most Avoided
Highest Crime Rate
Most Pro-Market
Edit 3: Just increased my wealth gap by 91.6%. Hehe.
I'm joining as Fire Explosion Land. And already there was an issue with an explosion in a mall which caused millions of Michael Bays in damage.
Edit: An other fun issue:
[spoiler]
The Issue
A loose coalition of sartorially-challenged individuals known as “Let It All Hang Out” has called on the government to relax public nudity laws.
The Debate
“For too long, our bodies have been trapped in these prisons of cotton and polyester!” yells protester Sydney Frederickson, while apparently developing a nasty case of sunburn. “We must repeal the puritanical laws that make public nudity a crime. My body—my choice to dangle!”
Accept
“I agree,” muses sociology professor Bianca McFly. “But I don’t think the protestors are going far enough. Public nudity shouldn’t be an option: it should be compulsory. Nudity is highly liberating. And it would put that disgusting “Hooters” out of business once and for all.”
Accept
“Whoa, whoa,” says noted accountant Gabriel Spirit. “Are these people serious? The last thing I want to see when I’m out for a coffee is some lumbering, over-weight nudist coming down the sidewalk toward me. If people want to get naked, they can do it in the privacy of their own homes. Think of the children!”
Accept[/spoiler]
Edit 2:
I'm first out of your guys for:
Largest Wealth Gaps
Most Avoided
Highest Crime Rate
Most Pro-Market
Edit 3: Just increased my wealth gap by 91.6%. Hehe.