02-14-2018, 08:25 PM
Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX was not impressed by the conversation he walked in on. Gently and carefully, he left his Hecate-sama body pillow propped up by the side of a tree, then focused for a moment, drawing his sixty eight inch weeb sword out of thin air. His waifu may not need his help, but this... This could be fun. Really fun.
He strolled forward merrily, hearts seemingly glowing in his eyes - yet hidden behind his fedora - as he walked to the front of the castle. His mannerisms were casual, with the sword in a reverse grip in one hand. Tipping his hat, his eyes met Hecate-sama's, before he scanned the smaller girls. They must be one of them Touhous, he thought. The little girl fairy thing meme - one of which he'd seen in Dante's Abyss before she used herself as cannon fodder. Somewhat admirable, he guessed, but he wasn't impressed. Then again, not much impressed him - only Hecate-sama could manage such a feat.
Lastly, there was Warren. The guy happened to be in the middle of proposing that both he and the ice fairy fight Hecate-sama together. If that wasn't enough, he singled out his waifus best personality trait - the 'evil' dark half. Oh, how Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX wanted to meet that part of her. For her to slay the fools in front of them. But, he'd come all this way, he wasn't just going to watch - that was lame. If he wanted to watch he'd still have a 2D waifu and be sitting in the basement back home watching anime. No, he was going to participate.
Briefly, he wondered if this counted as Isekai. The whole 'In Another World' trope. With that in mind, The Omniverse suddenly seemed a lot cooler - although his mother was her so that did kinda dampen the effect. Except unlike most of those animes, he wasn't going to get a harem. He was going to be with Hecate-sama, a beautiful woman who would slay any trash tier waifus that dared get anywhere near the two of them. It was positively delightful.
Smiling to himself, he put his hand firmly on Warren's shoulder from behind and gripped down as tightly as he could - easily as strong as the older prime's attempt at a painful grip when they first met. "You are Warren Zimmer, are you not?" he parroted, clenching his fingers a little tighter but not letting his actions show on his face.
With his sword arm, he shrugged the associated shoulder, considering leaning the blade on the ground but not wanting to tarnish it. Instead, he introduced himself to Hecate-sama and Cirno properly with a simple nod, not providing his name. He was skilled in the art of fedoras, able to tip it a little without even using his hands. All those hours in front of the bathroom mirror had paid off.
Still gripping Warren tightly, he bowed, using the weight of his unexercised body to push down on the guy's shoulder. "My apologies, Hecate-sama. But this man has set a bounty on your head. And, it seems these fairies may have come here to collect. I would advise that you prepare yourself for potential hostilities. Should the need arise, I pledge myself humbly at your service, my lady."
He was courteous. A gentleman. He could hardly demand her to love him. These things took time, and it took all his willpower to prevent himself from fawning over her. She was his Waifu. He was her Senpai. She just didn't know it yet.
Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX relaxed his arm a little, giving Warren the opportunity to pull away before the Quarterback of Chaos resorted to too much force. The corner of his eye stayed trained on that man at all times, looking out for the faint glow of gadgets or any preemptive attacks the fool may have been planning.
He strolled forward merrily, hearts seemingly glowing in his eyes - yet hidden behind his fedora - as he walked to the front of the castle. His mannerisms were casual, with the sword in a reverse grip in one hand. Tipping his hat, his eyes met Hecate-sama's, before he scanned the smaller girls. They must be one of them Touhous, he thought. The little girl fairy thing meme - one of which he'd seen in Dante's Abyss before she used herself as cannon fodder. Somewhat admirable, he guessed, but he wasn't impressed. Then again, not much impressed him - only Hecate-sama could manage such a feat.
Lastly, there was Warren. The guy happened to be in the middle of proposing that both he and the ice fairy fight Hecate-sama together. If that wasn't enough, he singled out his waifus best personality trait - the 'evil' dark half. Oh, how Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX wanted to meet that part of her. For her to slay the fools in front of them. But, he'd come all this way, he wasn't just going to watch - that was lame. If he wanted to watch he'd still have a 2D waifu and be sitting in the basement back home watching anime. No, he was going to participate.
Briefly, he wondered if this counted as Isekai. The whole 'In Another World' trope. With that in mind, The Omniverse suddenly seemed a lot cooler - although his mother was her so that did kinda dampen the effect. Except unlike most of those animes, he wasn't going to get a harem. He was going to be with Hecate-sama, a beautiful woman who would slay any trash tier waifus that dared get anywhere near the two of them. It was positively delightful.
Smiling to himself, he put his hand firmly on Warren's shoulder from behind and gripped down as tightly as he could - easily as strong as the older prime's attempt at a painful grip when they first met. "You are Warren Zimmer, are you not?" he parroted, clenching his fingers a little tighter but not letting his actions show on his face.
With his sword arm, he shrugged the associated shoulder, considering leaning the blade on the ground but not wanting to tarnish it. Instead, he introduced himself to Hecate-sama and Cirno properly with a simple nod, not providing his name. He was skilled in the art of fedoras, able to tip it a little without even using his hands. All those hours in front of the bathroom mirror had paid off.
Still gripping Warren tightly, he bowed, using the weight of his unexercised body to push down on the guy's shoulder. "My apologies, Hecate-sama. But this man has set a bounty on your head. And, it seems these fairies may have come here to collect. I would advise that you prepare yourself for potential hostilities. Should the need arise, I pledge myself humbly at your service, my lady."
He was courteous. A gentleman. He could hardly demand her to love him. These things took time, and it took all his willpower to prevent himself from fawning over her. She was his Waifu. He was her Senpai. She just didn't know it yet.
Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX relaxed his arm a little, giving Warren the opportunity to pull away before the Quarterback of Chaos resorted to too much force. The corner of his eye stayed trained on that man at all times, looking out for the faint glow of gadgets or any preemptive attacks the fool may have been planning.