05-31-2017, 03:33 PM
Quote: Channel 1-Official Empire Broadcasting Channel- The Propaganda Hour. Narration in italics, fast end-of-commercial speaking in bolded italicsÂA man walks down the street in an obvious attempt at a medieval town replica, though it was obviously fake. Suddenly, he trips on a stone, and falls onto a street, yelping. Suddenly, a large business man in a black and white suit, riding a donkey, runs over him, and he yelps. The screen turns to grey, and freezes on the trampled man's face.
Does this ever happen to you? The screen fades to a picture of the man previously trampled walking down a sidewalk in Coruscant, whistling to himself. Nothing out of the ordinary happens to him; he trips on no rocks, and is trampled by no donkey. Well, then come to Coruscant! We've got no rocks to trip on, no donkeys to trample you, nothing that can hurt you! The man continues walking around Coruscant, greeting aliens, buying produce, all kinds of good things. Some other areas may be dangerous. The screen cuts to a generic fantasy setting, where elves and demons are sharping knives and axes, preparing for battle. But not Coruscant! It cuts back to Coruscant, where elves are there as well as aliens and humans, speaking kindly and talking together.
So come on down to Coruscant! Coruscant not responsible for any damages caused by visits to lower tiers than 4. Enter at your own risk.