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[Omni]

Guys, you aren't taking it far enough.

It appears as though no individual, presumably of the species Homo sapien, has informed you of the seemingly apparent fact that your continued existence, beginning at birth, would play out in a manner resembling the way it has. 
The career path you have chosen can be described as a small, typically multiple sentence, phrase intended to evoke joy, in a manner known as humour, and you have very little money, and as such are impoverished. 

[snip]

I will, indeed, be in your present location for the conscious entity identified as you.
(Because of the fact that you would certainly be in my present location for the conscious entity known as me)

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