Vote for Us! (December)

[Guu]

On the 15th day of Christmas my true love gave to me!

FIFTEEN GODDAMN RINGS!
Fourteen commenters bitching
Thirteen storage housing
Twelve drummers *******
Eleven peepers peeping
Time lords a running
Nein! Downfall reference
Eight maids a minute
Seven swans a swelting
Six geese a dying
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!
Four pooping birds
Three fresh hens
Two turtle gloves
And a partridge in a pair of trees.