Vote for Us! (December)

[Guu]

On the 14th day of Christmas my true love gave to me!

Fourteen commenters bitching
Thirteen storage housing
Twelve drummers drumming
Eleven peepers peeping
Time lords a leaping
Nine ladies weeping
Eight maids a minute
Seven swans a swelting
Six geese a lying
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!
Four pooping birds
Three fresh hens
Two turtle gloves
And a partridge in a pair of trees.