Ganon's Dream Journal

[Handsome Jack]

Had a dream today where my Postal vehicle was capable of interstellar flight and I was transferred outside the galaxy to deliver mail on a planet without an oxygenated atmosphere. Had a cool space-suit and everything. Was in the process of figuring out how to alter my face-plate from glass to a forcefield so I could smoke without killing myself by removing my suit (it occurred to me after I awoke that without oxygen, fire wouldn't work anyway, but whatever). Got into an altercation with a female alien mail carrier who was being a prick to me, so I dumped her mail out on the ground.

That's about all I remember.