Green Text Stories Thread

[The Vision]

>be me, 8 years old, in dad's car
>ten "one hour past bedtime" o'clock
>a wild button appeared
>smoking symbol like the kind they don't turn off in airplanes
>"is that a swiveling ashtray"
>"i bet it's a swiveling ashtray"
>press, boop 
>cricket.mp3
>moar press, boop boop
>stillcricket.mp3
>BOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOP
>sizzlingcricket.mp3
>wait wat
>"do I have to pull it"
>"I bet I have to pull it"
>yoinkerdoodles
>bright red glow
>fucking portable eye of sauron
>Schwarzenegger's left eye
>stopsaystheredlight.mp3
>error 404: file not found
>"is it one of those dope stamps the other kids decorate their skin with"
>"I bet it's one of those dope stamps the other kids decorate their skin with"
>so pumped I get to show off a cool-ass stamp built into dad's car
>ETphonehoooooome.mp3
>turns out it was a lighter
>oneboop equals one burning cigarette
>manyboop equals one flames of hell
>a wild 2nd degree burn appeared
>aieeee.mp3
>dad nearly crashes car in shock
>still has scar from the time I thought a lighter was a fucking stamp