12-08-2014, 12:34 PM
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“Hello, Omniverse, I’m Ron Burgundy, with your evening news.”
Behind Ron, a picture of a burning forest flashed up, with the caption ‘Uncontrolled Blaze!’ beneath it.
“We have received breaking news from the Tangled Green, where—in an unprecedented act—a forest fire of immense proportions has broken out within a few miles of the Nexus Gate. Sources are unclear as to the cause of the fire, but all attempts to prevent its spread have met with limited success. Most of the efforts to dial back the blaze have come from Camelot’s Mages’ Guild, and some of our reporters spotted Chief Warlock Albus Dumbledore amongst those actively fighting this force of nature.”
A grainy image of a man in robes appeared on the screen to the left of Ron.
“This forest fire is the just the latest in a long line of tragedies to befall the Tangled Green. Before this, we were sifting through reports about the strange and terrifying disease plaguing the outer reaches of the verse.” An assortment of mutated creatures flashed up behind Ron. “For now, this forest fire takes center stage, but who knows how long it is until we receive our next piece of horror stories from the deep jungles of the Tangled Green.
“Well that seems like all we have time for today. From all of us here at Omniverse News, I’m Ron Burgundy. You stay classy, Omniverse.”
Behind Ron, a picture of a burning forest flashed up, with the caption ‘Uncontrolled Blaze!’ beneath it.
“We have received breaking news from the Tangled Green, where—in an unprecedented act—a forest fire of immense proportions has broken out within a few miles of the Nexus Gate. Sources are unclear as to the cause of the fire, but all attempts to prevent its spread have met with limited success. Most of the efforts to dial back the blaze have come from Camelot’s Mages’ Guild, and some of our reporters spotted Chief Warlock Albus Dumbledore amongst those actively fighting this force of nature.”
A grainy image of a man in robes appeared on the screen to the left of Ron.
“This forest fire is the just the latest in a long line of tragedies to befall the Tangled Green. Before this, we were sifting through reports about the strange and terrifying disease plaguing the outer reaches of the verse.” An assortment of mutated creatures flashed up behind Ron. “For now, this forest fire takes center stage, but who knows how long it is until we receive our next piece of horror stories from the deep jungles of the Tangled Green.
“Well that seems like all we have time for today. From all of us here at Omniverse News, I’m Ron Burgundy. You stay classy, Omniverse.”
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