Characters that may never be played!

[Guu]

Hello Omniversians! Let's play a little creative game! Pick some characters you think will never been selected as PCs and describe what their adventures in the Omniverse would be like! You can take these seriously or do them as jokes.

Note: Please don't use this as a platform to outright bash characters or franchises you personally hate. This topic is for fun, not nerd rage. ^^

Anywho, I'll get this started!


Hamtaro: After barely surviving the Nexus, he'll travel to the Tangled green where he establishes the greater hamster transport system and creates an underground clubhouse where other hamsters can gather. This eventually become a cult where they worship the stars in the sky, thinking they are little candy balls that could fall at any moment. What started as a few, turns into hundreds, eventually thousands. Each night they'll pray to the stars to fall and feed their young with delicious sugar. Eventually the orcs catch on to hamster kind. They task their local exterminator, Orkin, to clean up the infestation. Many were killed, and hamster kind is forced to relocate to Ambrosia. The player rage quits soon after.

Squirrel Girl: Diablo; dead. Palpatine; dead. Omni; dead. Player; banned.

Squid Girl: In this new setting, she decides to continue her bid to take over the human world. She goes to Costa del Sol where she plans to begin her domination schemes. It was here she quickly found out that not everyone in the Omniverse are humans. Thinking non-humans rule here, she instead works towards keeping the beaches clean. She becomes a spokesperson for conservation organizations, and the stories quickly become about her dealing with the fame. Eventually, the player will switch out for some random villain when they decided they didn't desire to write slice of life stories forever.

Saitama: (Someone maybe nuts enough to play this one, but I'm hedging my bets here.) The player starts out as businessman Saitama and basically roleplays his grind to power, slowly and surely, avoiding all and any fights just constant training, then when he unlocks tier 3 super moves, he'll make their One Punch that move. This player has a strategy to ensure the One Punch is the final attack, like a string of lower tier super moves that don't involve touching the opponent, just to wittle their HP down. At least that WAS his plan. The actual player eventually starved to death doing nothing but writing fluff posts about Saitama training.