The Blog of Guu

[Guu]

Status update and first post
by Guu

Mood: Neutral
Listening to: “My Pal Foot Foot” by the Shaggs

This is my first post on this blog I guess. Those 5 or so of my followers that migrated here from twitter, hello.
I guess I’ll elaborate on a few things I may have mentioned on tweets.
I know I started the fuckomni hashtag, which is currently trending way more than my twitter account, but I just want to say that I don’t blame him anymore. I mean, can’t be a god that actually does something without screwing over a few people in the process. Even if you use your powers to do something good like ending world hunger or something, then the food industry will be banging on your door about how they are now poor as hell because no one is hungry anymore. It’s monkey’s paw thing. Also, it was kind of hypocritical of me to judge in this situation anyways. So yeah.
While I don’t blame him, it does suck I lost my powers. I found myself trying to transform a random peasant into a super sci fi science cop with my mind earlier but all I accomplished was creeping them out as I glared at them. I miss having all of reality at my fingertips/arm stub.
Though, while in my weakened state, I’ve been able to attract two buff male fighters to protect me. They both totally have the hots for me, but they aren’t my type. I wonder if I could matchmake them together… I mean, they seem to hate each other, but I’ve learned from my many hours of watching Sailor Moon and Love Hina that the person you hate will inevitably be your lover. Not to mention, they might bone. That’d be fun. I should invest in stealth powers. Imagine while in the middle of sex with Spanish Jack Skellington, I’m suddenly there watching you. The look on your face would be priceless.
On second thought, might be too evil for me. Nvm.