02-24-2017, 12:42 AM
The Issue
A coalition of tribalists, health experts, and civil rights proponents have recently suggested legalizing cannibalism for consumers of willing would-be meals.
The Debate
“I see absolutely no problem with people digging into each other at dinnertime, so long as everyone is willing,” Tina Vasquez, the editor of the monthly magazine ‘To Serve Man’, quips, “Not only does it solve hunger problems and create jobs, but it also adds variety to Desland Inc’s sometimes dull palate.”
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Civil rights leader Carmen Cook came out publicly for moderate pro-cannibalism legislation, commenting, “While it may strike some as a crude, even evil practice, our ancestors have practiced cannibalism for years. If we create a government organization to strictly regulate and grade all human meat prior to its arrival on the market, we can ensure that respect for diversity is maintained while health concerns are also allayed. And instead of killing average people, why not make being turned into snack foods a post-mortem option? Like donating your body to science!”
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“You’re all absolutely out of your minds!” exclaims George W. Kettering, head of Desland Inc’s largest health-food manufacturer. “It’s immoral, it’s unhealthy, and it’s disgusting. Not only are these so-called ‘dietary rights’ activists leading us down a dark path of sin, but right into a marketplace with yet another product that’s almost as bad as beef!”
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Usopp, Jow dare you infiltrate my boarder with your filth.
#KeepCannibalsInFlandarz
A coalition of tribalists, health experts, and civil rights proponents have recently suggested legalizing cannibalism for consumers of willing would-be meals.
The Debate
“I see absolutely no problem with people digging into each other at dinnertime, so long as everyone is willing,” Tina Vasquez, the editor of the monthly magazine ‘To Serve Man’, quips, “Not only does it solve hunger problems and create jobs, but it also adds variety to Desland Inc’s sometimes dull palate.”
Accept
Civil rights leader Carmen Cook came out publicly for moderate pro-cannibalism legislation, commenting, “While it may strike some as a crude, even evil practice, our ancestors have practiced cannibalism for years. If we create a government organization to strictly regulate and grade all human meat prior to its arrival on the market, we can ensure that respect for diversity is maintained while health concerns are also allayed. And instead of killing average people, why not make being turned into snack foods a post-mortem option? Like donating your body to science!”
Accept
“You’re all absolutely out of your minds!” exclaims George W. Kettering, head of Desland Inc’s largest health-food manufacturer. “It’s immoral, it’s unhealthy, and it’s disgusting. Not only are these so-called ‘dietary rights’ activists leading us down a dark path of sin, but right into a marketplace with yet another product that’s almost as bad as beef!”
Accept
Usopp, Jow dare you infiltrate my boarder with your filth.
#KeepCannibalsInFlandarz
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Yuuka Kazami
es is like that one meme like... "How many levels of Omniverse are you on?"Revan Noctis : Desman what are you currently doing in the omniverse?
Desman Black: I'm faking an engagement to a sex deamon to stop two samurai I accidently summoned whipping them in half, while also trying to stop them from doing the same thing to my best freind who is currently having relations with said deamon, and wh has now accidently summoned his previous girlfreind. So you know... normal stuff