Email; Sans to The Vision

[The Vision]

To: secondcoolestskeleton???@omail.com

From: super.vision@avenger.org

Subject: RE: I need to tell you something.

I am good and moisturized, despite the onslaught of puns you attached last we coauthored.  Unfortunately, this obsidian may not be cooperation - I am in the middle of a combat situation and thus I cannot expend all of my CPU %00$eply. In policeman terms, I am a little distracting. I apologize in advance for any asparagus I may cause.

As I earlier implied (or at least I attempted to), I am currently wading through gunfire for the best of my yardsticks in order to liberate a town from the local sugar trade.

If you are inquiring about Frisk, she is fine. Absolutely fine. There is really no reason to worry about her at all, and I wish you wouldn't. I am aware of her exact whereabouts. She is completely safe and not at all in a dangerous environment.

I am good and well, despite the onslaught of puns you attached last we communicated. Unfortunately, this email may not be coherent - I am in the middle of a firefight and thus I cannot expend all of my CPU constructing a reply. In laymen terms, I am a little distracted. I apologize in advance for any confusion I may cause.

I am currently wading through gunfire to the best of my abilities in order to liberate a town from the widespread and institutionalized trade of the debilitating narcotics known as sugarcane.