Hoshi no Guu (Star Piece Quest) (M)

[Guu]

Guu was surfing the web with her one good arm. She knew she could stow away her bad arm somewhere on her body and make a new one by shape shifting her liver, but that seemed like a waste of energy considering she could just give her remaining hand ten fingers. The other ninja tried to focus on their duty of liberally applying healing magic on the princess’ unconscious comrades, trying desperately to ignore the sight of Guu’s fingers unnaturally twist in odd angles in order to use the phone more efficiently. Her eyes barely widen when she got a reply back from her guild mate.


“Just to let you know, my boyfriend maybe coming by to help.” The pink one said casually to the group.


“Oh my!” Said the older ninja as he approached the enigma, trying desperately not to look at her hand. “To think someone so young would have a lover! Who is the the lucky young lad?”


“Gildarts Clive.” She said. “Also, not sure if you can call a 40-year-old a ‘young lad,’ that’s kind of weird.”


The older ninja’s faux smile twisted into an honest scowl. He walked back to treat the rest of the group, hoping to the heavens that his time working with the Princess is soon to its end.