(Reddit) Afro Pirate - Stories/Discussion

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Real_Pirate332 said:
Yar, listen to my tale of woe.

So I was sailing the high seas plundering for treasure, yar. We were following this map that leads to the elixer of ever lasting life. The ocean was a tempermental bitch, yar, but we yarring made it to the yarring island. After two months at sea.

The island was a yarring beautiful paradise, like something out of yarring legend. We followed the map exactly, through the jungle, down a great ravine, and into the great caves. We nearly got lost in dem yarring caverns, but yars navigator Talip Lars lead us through.

We found a fountain at the end of the tunnel, the elixer was half empty and had a yarring note on it.

It read: "Don't drink this, it tastes of elderberries, plus it doesn't work" and it was signed by the afro pirate himself.

All of us hated elderberries so we all left.

Yar.