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[float=left]Mechromancer Vlog #2[/float]


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(Gaige is sitting glumly in a darkened cave. DT can be seen in the back, stitching something on her back.)

Ugh. Hi, um, two subscribers. So, uh, I'm not sure entirely what happened. I uh... I was with the team. If you can call us that. They... I think they ditched me in these caves or some- OW! Careful, DT, I don't have disposable limbs like you! Anyway, um, *inhales through grit teeth* So there was this, uh, scarecrow dude? I don't know, some guy who dresses up as a scarecrow or something weird like that, for some reason. And I thought Rakkman was weird. Anyway, he was apparently protecting Ballad, the dude we were supposed to kill?

So then I'm like, whatever, strawman, I could kick your ass to Wednesday, and he's being a little beeotch, so I start shooting at him, whatever. But then, like, he pulls out a friggin' scythe- OW! Dammit, DT!

Anyway, he pulls a friggin' scythe right the hell out of nowhere, and then he tries to kill me! Psychopath. And then I panic and start shooting at him, well, like, faster? I guess? I don't know. I call out Deathtrap, who kinda like chased him down and then I'm PRETTY SURE HE JUST CHICKENED OUT.

(Deathtrap winces and his shoulders sag. Gaige puffs at her bangs from her bottom lip.

So then I'm all alone against this crazy jackhole who starts cutting me up! Who does that?! And he has this, I don't know, this freaky-ass mustard gas crap and, and, and like this, syringe claw? I guess? Then it got, like, super freaky. I saw psychos who weren't even there, Daddy was there at one point, it was really scary. Speaking of which, shoutout to my dad. Miss you lots, daddy.

(Deathtrap finishes stitching the wound. Gaige sadly smiles at him. He waves as he deconstructs.)

Aaaaanyhoo, so I guess he drugged me? I think? It's a blur, there were varkids everywhere, which was...

(Gaige shudders.)

Ugh.

...

So then I shot him in the fucking face.

He survived though. Ran off. I blacked out, I guess. And apparently Ballad got captured or something. Ballad's probably dead now. I don't even get my cut of the bounty, I bet you anything.

Man, I wanted cash.

(Gaige sighs.)

Alright, I should get going. It's freezing in here and I'm wearing a tank top. See ya.