Green Text Stories Thread

[Gamzee Makara]

> Be me
> Alpha 2 year old, biggest thug on the block, king of the playground
> Be at zoo with family
> cool ass zoo tbh, i remember it fondly
> When i was a kid, favorite part was the big ass fucking pond in the middle of the zoo
> indescribable amounts of cool, flamingos and other pretty birds all just chilling for everyone to see.
> hidden alcoves you could find with these peaceful little tributaries full of those huge fucking koi gold fish.
> Mom wheels me in my pimp stroller over to one of these little alcoves to see the goldfish
> thanksmother.jpg
> those fuckers are huge, like they make currents in the water and shit.
> PLAINLY see the huge bright yellow sign on the fence that CLEARLY says
> Do not throw anything into the pond.
> fuckyoubitchidowhatiwant.png
> calmly remove pacifier with conviction and determination.
> Mom watches me in abject horror as I throw the item of suckling into the fish pond
> mfw security guard standing three feet away from us.
> mfw he was two days till retirement