Scarecrow Vs Mechromancer (PvP)

[Dr. McNinja]

Ooookay so the internet just came back online after several days of power outage... So here is the post I wanted to.... post.

"DT!" Gaige hollered.

She was collapsed on the ground, the blade of Dr. Crane's gauntlet inches away from her throat. She glanced to her right and watched her companion's body tessellate into nothingness.

"I- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? RIGHT NOW??" Gaige screamed through grit teeth.

Gaige's arms were shaking as they tried to withstand the definitely-not-humanly-possible arm strength of her opponent. She had no idea where her shotgun had fallen in the scuffle, but it was almost definitely out of reach. Her mouth was bleeding, probably just a small cut, but it impeded with her breathing.

Finally, Crane impatiently gave one final push, the syringes on his knuckles scratching the Vault Hunter's neck. Blood sprouted from the cuts as Gaige managed to throw Dr. Crane's momentum sideways. As Crane regained his balance, Gaige drew her digistruct claws and slashed at Dr. Crane's face. He managed to dodge the blow, but the tip of the claws scratched his mask, leaving it slightly open. 

Dr. Crane reeled back as Gaige stared in confusion.

"Wait," she stammered, "You're not an actual scarecrow? Are you seriously just a guy in a stupid scarecrow costume?"

Crane's eye split open horrifically. Varkids started pouring out of the socket, crawling under the doctor's clothes. They dug into the doctor's flesh and swelled into sacs of blood and human organs. They burst open, showering Gaige in gore and badass varkids, which proceeded to dig into her own flesh.

In one, furious movement, Gaige clawed at her face with her metal arm, shredding what she thought was a tidal wave of deadly insects. Nothing. She started slapping at her face, trying to knock off the disgusting little buggers (thanks Sir Hammerlock), but it was no use. They kept climbing over her eyes and ears and oh god one was eating her nosethereweretoomanyohgodpleasemakethemstopthey'reeverywhereican'tpleasepleasepleaseplease

Dr. Crane almost chuckled as his opponent swatted at nothing, shrieking as the fear toxin took over her body. He casually sauntered over to where his scythe had fallen and picked it up. He kicked away Gaige's shotgun and raised the scythe to land the killing blow.

Unfortunately for him, Gaige had decided to use firepower against the varkids. She drew her smig and fired wildly at the walls and ceiling, unable to comprehend there was nothing there. Dr. Crane ducked his head to avoid being caught in the line of fire, but not before one of the bullets lodged in his upper right arm. He swore loudly. Fearfully, he glanced to see if his opponent had noticed, but Gaige was too occupied with her nightmarish hallucinations.

Dr. Crane switched the scythe to his non-dominant hand. He growled, "Know this, girl. Your death is now."

Gaige fearfully glared at the demon that had spawned in front of her. The varkids were now swarming about two feet away from her, crawling on top of each other and forming a humanoid monster. A horrifying visage cracked open where its face would be. It was carrying a staff, a staff constructed from the conjoined spinal cords of the monster's victims. At the head of the staff was a bloody blade with exposed gears inside, whirring endlessly, ready to grind and tear at whatever flesh it could find. The monster pounded the staff on the floor, and Gaige felt acidic pain not unlike corrosive damage from Pandora wash over her. Blood poured from the monster's eyes.

Gaige reloaded the smig and aimed it to fire at the demon.