11-01-2016, 10:24 PM
Popular Conspiracy Theorist Arrested on Prostitution Charges
Henry Falsatto, author of the absurdly popular conspiracytheoristblog.com was arrested yesterday by Costa Del Sol police. According to local authorities, he was using his blog to sell his body to other male members of his audience claiming that his ejaculate can cure homosexuality.
“It was for medical purposes!” Cried Henry as he was dragged away. “I’m not a gay prostitute! I do it for people’s health!”
The judge refuses to review his case until he gets a full psych evaluation by a professional. Until then, he’ll be waiting in the short term jail cell down by Guerrero Street.
Those interested in his case, his fans have established a Kickstarter to cover his bail money.
Henry Falsatto, author of the absurdly popular conspiracytheoristblog.com was arrested yesterday by Costa Del Sol police. According to local authorities, he was using his blog to sell his body to other male members of his audience claiming that his ejaculate can cure homosexuality.
“It was for medical purposes!” Cried Henry as he was dragged away. “I’m not a gay prostitute! I do it for people’s health!”
The judge refuses to review his case until he gets a full psych evaluation by a professional. Until then, he’ll be waiting in the short term jail cell down by Guerrero Street.
Those interested in his case, his fans have established a Kickstarter to cover his bail money.
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