Conspiracy Theorist's Vlog [M]

[Guu]

I must repeat and I don’t take this lightly, I AM NOT GAY! It’s important to know that I am very straight and none of you can argue against that! And yes, I know I did have sex with that one guy, but that was for the science! I mean, if you had a chance to squeeze info out of Palpatine, would you do the same? The truth is way more than just facts, it’s a feeling!

Also, as I stated before, I’m not suffering of any mental illness, my mind is entirely my own and I don’t want some overpaid shrink telling me what to think. Keep your filthy mind control techniques to yourself sheeple!

Now for today’s conspiracy, I have a very special offer.

I have discovered that my semen has magical properties that cure homosexuality. Every man I have sex with is cured forever of their curse that is the gayness.

Now keep in mind, while I still consider homosexuality a choice, having a choice and offering a cure is basically the same thing. It is possible to be chosen to be infected of in something that you chose. Make sense? Good! Still a choice, just now a curable choice.

Anyways, all you go to do is have sex with me and you’ll be cured of the gayness! While I disaprove of that sort of thing, I’d gladly do it to save as many men as I can possibly can!

Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay of course, it’s just the worst possible thing you can possibly do and that makes it wrong in every way. It’s what I believe in firmly, so that makes it a fact.

So any guys that wants to be cured by me, just send me a red alert to: ct@conspiracytheoryblog.net


I await curing all of you!