Nationstates

[Clownpiece]

"Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, much of Bremsstrahlung's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, and skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bremsstrahlung's national animal is the guinea pig, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities."

I'm surprised everything hasn't imploded yet.