Dataverse Youtube: Stand Alone Videos

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This topic is for one off videos not connected to any particular channel.
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Not required, but it might help with immersion.

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[spoiler]Two clipart kittens, one an orange tabby, the other a British shorthair, stand in a generic photograph of a bedroom holding clipart of chainsaws while wearing pirate outfits. Both kittens and their chainsaws float around on screen without changing their generic position. Both speak with simulated voices.
“I’m bored.” Said the orange tabby, the whirring of chainsaws almost drowning him out. “Do you have anything to do Brittany?”
“No I don’t, Orango!” She responded. “All I could think of is playing with chainsaws all day.”
But just then, the horrible happened. The chainsaws ran out of gas! They’re cartoonishly shocked eyes overlaid over the clipart watch in the wrong direction as the sound of chainsaws shifts to silence
“Oh noes!” They both said in unison. “We need more gas!”
“But we can’t get gas!” Said Orango, “The secret of getting gas was held by humans and they all died when we used our chainsaws on them!”
“Noooo! The irony has screwed us again!” Yelled the two in unison.
The two pieces of clipart turn 90 degrees in a position that could be described with some amount of imagination as ‘lying down.’
“Brittany, do you think we went too far killing all the humans? I guess they were important for some stuff.”
“We might have… I kind of miss them already.”
Two thought bubbles popped up containing live action cat videos obviously lifted from other videos. Brittany thought about mealtimes, belly rubs and warm fires. Orango thought about being pet, napping in a human’s lap, and pooping in the toilet.
Then Orango farted.
Then the house exploded.
Orango and Brittany are now standing in static rain, the sound of the pitter-patter of raindrops is accompanied by a tingy noise. The alley way is another generic photo.
“Could this day get any worse?” Said Orango.
The words “To Be Contined” are overlaid on black screen, followed by the text “Please revew nice, I’m only 12.”[/spoiler]




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