Omnisims Season 2

[Tearen Wover]

OMNISIMS SEASON 2

EPISODE 1

Well. Let's hit the un-pause button.

Well, Mick, Rogue and Hiro are the first out the gate. Hiro goes straight for the computer, Rogue goes straight for her bowl, and Mick goes straight for the...





Aerobics channel on the TV.

Yeah Mick.

Go for it.

Feel uh...

Feel the burn.

I guess.





And the Hiro is like, uh dude, let me quit everything to do with computers and join for SQUETS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFRs2U2pnH4





Ah but you know Rogue knows what's up. Just sit back and watch the heavily perspiring grown men.






And three hours later, everyone else regains consciousness and remembers to go inside.




BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH. HAVE YOU LITERALLY EVEN SSSEEEENN THIS DOG BOWL?

Oh, pro tip. Never mistake the spellings of 'bowl' and 'bowel', because 'eating from a dog bowl' is way different than 'eating from a dog bowel.'




Geez, Steven. Aren't you kind of young isn't it kind of early to be hitting the sauce?

Ah you know what they say. Loneliness is a Cold Drink.







No one says that.

Hey speaking of Lonely.



Don't you have a dog or something Dawn?





...and here's another girl who seems to be enjoying some alone time. But seriously though, Fusbol with yourself?




But it’s funnnnnnnn




nnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNN




Well I mean I guess that Steven is technically hanging out with her. Now Spud Buddy has to work on making eye contact.






I didn’t know Gaige knew what books were.





it’s not my fault she doesn’t do anything silly








Aw Dawn your dog is RIGHT there. RIGHT fucking there.

WHAT. WHAT IS SO DAMN ENTHRALLING.





IS IT THE BED.

IS IT THE WALL.

DAYUM GURL CHECK OUT THAT MOTHER

FUCKING

THREAD COUNT.





Aw, well at least Nep Nep knows how to show the puppy some love, though…

something…

something about her arm…seems off…












QUICK. UH. WHERE’S HIRO.







MMMMMMMMMMNNGG



HEY. SPEAKING OF SAUSAGE.






Looks like Mick is putting his fire skills to the test. By making everyone lunch on the grille.


So far Mick is the most responsible one here, by far.



:wat:






Huh. Looks like the kids like to hang out quite a bit



We just have to ask ourselves: Who chose the romance flick? Steven or Nep Nep?







I’m going to write Gaige’s internal dialogue in Scotts, just to give her some interest.

Ahem…

OCH, AH CANNAE FIGURE IT HOO TAE EAT THES LINK.


Hrm…nah that didn’t quite work. I’ll have to think of something else.





Looks like Steven is taking up the guitar. The fact that it clips into most of his gut is a lovable part of his whole act.

In fact, his band name will certainly be ‘Gut Clip’



Yyeah.







That’s a well trained pooch right there, though by judging the state of the toilet, the house may want to give that one a minute.






THIS IS HOW DO A COMPUTERZ.







You know I pick on Stevo quite a bit, but I have to admit that it seems like he might have something going for him.

What can be said? Can't spell Steve without the :v:

Well.


It seems things are winding down for the night.

Time for the moment of truth.


Who’s bunking together?






Rogue seems to have the right idea.




Unfortunately, her owner doesn’t care and is sleeping upstairs. Slender Nep is taking the larger neighboring room.

For now.






That’s…surprisingly tender right there. Maybe Mickey ain’t so bad after all.






Well. I mean I guess they’re both sleeping outside, so Gaige x Hiro

OTP

Only True…


Patio…Chairs.






Seems Steven is also taking to sleeping under the stars. Well…I mean I guess that’s sensible, considering there are no actual beds left.

Except wait.






THERE IS.









okay.