Conspiracy Theorist's Vlog [M]

[Guu]

Huge break through guys! I was at a male strip club last night (to specify, I was there for research,) and I encountered him! He had grey hair and everything! He was just getting a private show by one of the dancers there. I approached him and I told him straight up that I knew it was him, and he actually confirmed it! It's true! He told me straight up!

"Give me a BJ in back and I can be your Palpatine."

His exact words! And the fact he wanted sex with a man proves his gayness and thus his love for Aragorn!

Wanting to learn more, I did go back with him. He was quite decently sized if you wanted to know. Uncut surprisingly. Sadly, I didn't get any more info out of him, he was gone after two or three quick ones as well as one from the rear. However, I do no regret it as I am proud to do anything for my audience!

Though seriously, no homo.