Omnisims Season 2

[Tearen Wover]

LET'S MEET OUR OMNISIMS

IN NOOOOOO PARTICULAR ORDER

Here's Mick Rory, he's an Aries? Why? Because Aries is the Cardinal Fire sign in the Zodiac, DUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I guess that will just make him a better zodiac killer.

but that joke doesn't really work


because everyone has a zodiac sign.





Hiro P get the fuck outta here strike through. HIRO PROTAGONIST. Totally not an ironic name for a totally not an ironic guy. Welcome to suburbia bitch. Good luck getting a connection speed faster than 10 mbps, if that.






Neptune Neptunia. A goddess.


Aaaappppareenttlly.

Poor taste in fashion. Already busy thinking.

oh dat can't be good.






This here husky-dog is named Rogue Snow.

I guess that makes her an...unwelcome blizzard.


ZING MOTHERFUCKER






And this tub is named Steven Universe. REALLY great personality, I'm sure it will get him far in life. Anyone would be a fool not to hire him ON THAT MERIT ALONE.




And here we have Wednesday Adams Dawn Snow. Artist, Dog Lover, and Professional Vampire Sniper
Seriously, go inside before your mirror skin blinds someone.





Gaige.






This is where these poor shmucks will be living for the next indefinitely. It's no Concrete Fart, but it is certainly a Creosote Belch. It only has four bedrooms, so we'll see who's bunking together soon.

For now, I must rest.