Darkened Destinies of Digimon

[Guu]

Somewhere in the Omniverse, a law firm recieved a video document from the offices of oHarmony. One of the secretaries decided to watch it before sending it along to the suits.

On screen was the president, sitting in his big chair, facing the camera.

"If you are watching this, then I am dead. Probably had something to do with that damn Unicorn." He said gritting my teeth. He tried to straighten out before he continued speaking. "The only family I had left was my son, who was recently slain. I no longer have any blood relatives as an heir. So I ask of you to take this video as my last will and testament.

"In the condition that I die, I want to leave the oHarmony name and all of it's property to the famed internet celebrity and political leader, Guu. Her antics brought many to the dataverse and thus practically made this great world what it is. For that, I can't think of more capable hands to run this company. Please make sure she gets her inheritance as soon as possible.

"I want to thank all those who worked so hard under me. And to King Sombra, fuck you."