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Coruscant Created the Underverse

That is correct! Many think Diablo made it, but he is merely a robot puppet that bows to the emperor. You want proof? I’ll give you proof!

See, long ago, Palpatine was one of the first primes in the Omniverse, around the time Diablo came to power. Coincidence? I think not! He built Diablo way back when. He did it so people would focus on the existence of pure even instead of his gay relationship with one Aragorn!

That’s right, they weren’t just friends, and he created Diablo to distract from that!

No one thinks it’s suspicious that there were so few people in the Omniverse back then? Palpatine wouldn’t let more people into the world because he knew that some of them would be smart and see through his ploy. Omni had to bring more Primes here just so one day someone will see through Palpatine’s plans and find out about his love affair.

I mean, it’s so obvious. Why do you think Palpatine and Aragorn are so obsessed with each other? They must have banged, but no one found out about it until now because of Diablo.

You want more proof? I got it!

What is it that Diablo wants more than anything? Power? Well, who else likes power? Palpatine!

That’s right! Diablo got that trait from the emperor himself!

And who was the first one to escape the underverse? A coruscant loyalist, that’s who!

Also, why do you think they call it the Underverse? Because if you spell it differently… Underwear… As in what Palpatine imagines Aragorn in! The fires of the underverse represents his burning passion for the king! It’s all connected!

People think I’m nuts, people think I’m crazy but they just don’t see the truth like I do, they don’t see my brilliance!

Some more connections, Diablo is famous for wearing Blanes plain white briefs, so does Palpatine! They both use the same deodorant when they want to! I know these things because I say so! Ain't it amazing how blind other people can be! I want to be in a threesome between these two, the emperor wants to as well, but he doesn’t want his gay secret to be out so he keeps his guards close so I can’t fuck him! He thinks I’m sexy! Aragorn too! They just don’t know it yet!

And you know who else is a hell? Palpatine’s government! That’s another connection! Have you ever wonder how long Aragorn’s penis is? I try to find pics but they are always shapeshifters in disguise and he won’t let me fuck him so I may never know, which is a shame. No homo obviously

Please support my patreon. Remember, if I get $500 a month, I’ll record myself banging a palpatine body pillow. It’ll be amazing, but I need the money first, this job is expensive!

Was researching the Empire recently, and I heard they banned body pillows recently, is that because they don’t want me banging Palpatine? You see, it’s all connected!

Anyways, the underverse is a secret plot by the empire so Palpatine and Aragorn can meet and have their love making sessions. They make everyone think it’s inescapable, they make everyone think people get banished there all the time, but really it’s just their love nest. Aragorn goes down there, Palpatine takes off his Diablo costume and they get down right there on the underverse floor. I dare you to try to tell me I’m wrong! You can’t prove it can you!

In conclusion, the Underverse was created by the Empire. Thank you.