Meanwhile, at the oHarmony HQ

[Guu]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE FUCKING MANATEES WERE STOLEN?" Screamed the president.

First, somehow his location leaked to that damn dirty unicorn, now his employees lost a pair of marine mammals. He couldn't believe the sheer incompetance of his workers.

"Well, a couple of Green Peace guys showed up in a giant tanker-"

"WHY DIDN'T THE GODDAMN GUARDS STOP THEM?"

"It was lunch break."

"FUCK SHIT GODDAMN FUCKING IDIOTIC MORONS, HOW DO YOU FUCKING FAIL ME SO FUCKING GODDAMNED HARD! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO MAKE FUCKING MATCHES!"

"Maybe we can do it ourselves?"

"FUCK YOU! WHAT IS THIS THE FUCKING DARK AGES! WE COMMAND THE SHIT EATING BEASTS FOR A REASON, MY GOD, WHAT DID I ENSLAVE YOU GUYS FOR IF YOU JUST GIVE ME THIS FUCKING SHIT!"

He plopped down on his large boss chair, his palm firmly pressed on his forehead. Quivering with anger, he reached for a cigar which was stashed away in a tin jar near the right side of his chair. He stuck it into his jacket, and when he pulled it out again, it was somehow lit.

He took a large puff from his cigar and he immediately started to calm down.

"Just make Charles do it. He has psychic powers, right? Maybe he can do something."

"But Charles only uses his powers to troll people..."

"I don't fucking care anymore."