09-16-2016, 06:38 PM
"Nope, money is not an option, ,as that is totally too much of a cliched thing about dragons anyway. And besides, ,I came to this Ashen Steppes place for one reason, as I signed up with this Oharmony thing , and came here to get laid, ,but the one I was supposed to meet stood me up. Therefore, I want some fun times, and you are the one around. I am willing to lower my expectations to what I said, but no lower, so it is that, your soul, or your first born child. Completely up to you, though if your soul is mine, in all honesty, you are perhaps even more screwed, pun intended".