Hoshi no Guu (Star Piece Quest) (M)

[Guu]

“Power Rangers? Great.” Scott said, facepalming.

“I heard these guys formed last week.” Clarified Bani. “I guess they were for hire?”

“You will rue the day you sent your evil forces at us!” Yelled out the Red Ranger.

“Evil?” Guu asked.

“Yes, you stand against the will of Camelot, who are the good guys!”

“How can a verse that has Berry Blitzkrieg be the good guys?” Guu reasoned.

“Don’t try to confuse us with your vile lies!” Stated the yellow ranger.

“Camelot stands opposite of the Empire, so they must be the good guys!” Stated the Black ranger.

“And by the transitive propriety, that means you are evil and working for the Empire!”

“What they said!” Yelled out the pink ranger.

Guu sighed heavily, this kind of black and white dichotomy is the reason Ambrosia exists.

“Plus anyways, we didn’t send anything, you ambushed us.” Guu reasoned.

Silence befell the group. Then suddenly, the five leap into the air, doing somersaults into a group huddle position.

“She’s got a point, what should we do?” Asked the red ranger.

“We can’t initiate the attack, isn’t that against the rules?” Asked the black ranger.

“Well, technically, there is no rule stating we can’t do that.” Stated the blue ranger.

“Am I a man or a woman?” Asked the yellow ranger.

“Well, you’re speaking english right now, so woman.” Stated the pink ranger.

Suddenly, out from nowhere, someone else appeared. It was a ranger garbed entirely in green with a steer horns grafted on his helmet. The five turn to look and recoil in shock.

“The evil Green Ranger!” They yelled in unison.

“Yes, I’ve been brainwashed by Lord Palpatine to destroy you.”

“We will stop you!”

“I summon the Stallion Zord!”

“I summon the Swine Zord!”

“I summon the Duck Zord!”

“I summon the Chicken Zord”

“I summon the Cow Zord!”

Suddenly, five robots appear from different locations in the Tangled Green and then merged together to form one large humanoid-shaped robot. The Green Ranger pulled out a dagger which he played like a flute. A large green minotaur shows up and squares off against the ranger’s mech.

“Fire all weapons!” Yelled the Red Ranger.

The two robots fire weapons at each other until they both blew up, the zords shattering into pieces, supposedly killing everyone involved. Guu and co just stood there, bewildered by the spectacle they just witnessed.

“Guu, why is it that weird shit seems to happen around you?” Bani asked.

“Moths to the flame.” Guu responded.