09-08-2016, 07:25 PM
“Darkshire Militia. You have two sentences to identify this number.”
“Inspector Carmelita Fox-Cooper, Endless Dunes. I am calling with a solution to international criminals.”
“Well?”
“We’re good, no subliminals or mind control.”
“Well, Inspector, you’re talking to a member of the internal watch. I’ll keep this brief: Atelos is currently out fighting.”
“That is fine. I am an experienced police officer with a long history of successful international policing. I am establishing a non-political organisation with the aim of facilitating bringing international criminals to justice, and am contacting the Darkshire Militia as one of the six principal beneficiaries of such a scheme.”
“Sounds like you’re speaking from rote. What’s the catch?”
“The catch?”
“I’ve heard at least three deals worthy of Diablo start off with a spiel like that. What’s the trade off?”
“Well, in exchange for having serial murderers and the like that escape into another power’s territory brought to justice, the same has to go for those powers.”
“Right. So this is a ‘vampires can’t enter unless invited’ kind of deal.”
“In a sense. The metaphor gets stretched a little if you compare blood-sucking to catching criminals.”
“Hm. You expecting to have this approved off the bat?”
“Not at all. I’ve got an ‘in principle’ document for signing, and am arranging to get a conference call between the law enforcement agencies for discussion. The actual approval for SupraPol to operate in your territory is to be sorted out after we get approval to be operating at all.”
“Well I can’t promise anything. Do you have the document ready for Dataverse caching?”
“Yes.”
“Send it to Darkshire Militia containment box five. We’ll need to check it for curses and similar before we can look it over and consider it. Call this number again when the cache is cleared, no sooner, then we’ll talk further.”
“Thank you.”
“Goodbye.”
---
“Sheriff’s office, Deputy Tess.”
“Inspector Fox-Cooper, Deputy. I’m calling about international crime.”
“Look, if you’re considerin’ chasing after some varmint sneaking into Coruscant, forget it. They don’t like folk like us trespassing on their turf. Sorry Deputy, them’s the facts.”
“Actually, I’m calling about a solution.”
“Shoot.”
“I am establishing a non-political organisation with the aim of facilitating bringing international criminals to justice, and am contacting the Town as one of the six principal beneficiaries of the scheme. I’ve got a document for perusal and I’m working on arranging a conference call.”
“Shucks, all that? Sounds mighty impressive, but you know that words ain’t gonna cut it.”
“I’m looking for approval in principle first. Then I talk to Roland and show him how we can help.”
“Uh-huh. Drop the paper off with the fax, you know the number?”
“I have it up on screen.”
“Okay, send it and I’ll toss it on his in-tray. Might blow out a bunch of cobwebs while I do that.”
“Thank you.”
“Eh, thank me if he reads the thing. See ya.”
---
“Hello! Ambrosia Royal Guard, how may I help you?”
“Good day, ma’am. My name is Carmelita Fox-Cooper, I am calling to talk about a solution to international criminals.”
“Oh! Fascinating! Tell me more!”
“... um… ahem, I am an experienced police officer with a long history of successful international policing. I am establishing a non-political organisation with the aim of facilitating bringing international criminals to justice, and am contacting the Royal Guard of Ambrosia as one of the six principal beneficiaries of such a scheme.”
“Ooh! Is there more?”
“I have a document to forward to your department of an ‘in principle’ approval of the organisation. After getting this approval, the organisation would need to work to gain approval to operate in each member’s territory. I am aiming to organise a conference call between all six law enforcement agencies.”
“Nice! Send it already!”
“Uh… okay? Done.”
“Okay, it’s printing! Hope you have a nice day!”
“Thanks?”
“Bye!”
---
“Staff Officer Rotom speaking.”
“Hello, is this the Cinnabar Police Headquarters?”
“Close enough that there’s no difference. What can I help you with today?”
“My name is Carmelita Fox-Cooper, I am calling to talk about a solution to international criminals.”
“Like terrorists?”
“Yes.”
“So you’d be cracking down on the Liberation Front?”
“Yes.”
“Okay, details for the higher ups please.”
“I am an experienced police officer with a long history of successful international policing. I am establishing a non-political organisation with the aim of facilitating bringing international criminals to justice, and am contacting the Cinnabar Police Department as one of the six principal beneficiaries of such a scheme.”
“Right, excuse me a moment.”
There is the sound of static, before a different voice begins speaking.
“Hello, Staff Officer Porygon speaking. You say you’re establishing a non-political organisation. Would it be going by the name of SupraPol?”
“Yes, it is.”
“Right then, what are your plans?”
“I have a document to forward to your department of an ‘in principle’ approval of the organisation. After getting this approval, the organisation would need to work to gain approval to operate in each member’s territory. I am aiming to organise a conference call between all six law enforcement agencies.”
“Okay, excuse me a moment.”
There is the sound of static, before a third voice begins speaking.”
“Hello, Staff Officer Z speaking. I am preparing to print out your document. Please send it as an encrypted sound file after the beep.”
There is a short pause with the sounds of a computer in the background, before there is a loud beep. A short period of rapid tonal exchange occurs.
“Thank you. We’ll await your contact about the conference call at a later time.”
“Inspector Carmelita Fox-Cooper, Endless Dunes. I am calling with a solution to international criminals.”
“Well?”
“We’re good, no subliminals or mind control.”
“Well, Inspector, you’re talking to a member of the internal watch. I’ll keep this brief: Atelos is currently out fighting.”
“That is fine. I am an experienced police officer with a long history of successful international policing. I am establishing a non-political organisation with the aim of facilitating bringing international criminals to justice, and am contacting the Darkshire Militia as one of the six principal beneficiaries of such a scheme.”
“Sounds like you’re speaking from rote. What’s the catch?”
“The catch?”
“I’ve heard at least three deals worthy of Diablo start off with a spiel like that. What’s the trade off?”
“Well, in exchange for having serial murderers and the like that escape into another power’s territory brought to justice, the same has to go for those powers.”
“Right. So this is a ‘vampires can’t enter unless invited’ kind of deal.”
“In a sense. The metaphor gets stretched a little if you compare blood-sucking to catching criminals.”
“Hm. You expecting to have this approved off the bat?”
“Not at all. I’ve got an ‘in principle’ document for signing, and am arranging to get a conference call between the law enforcement agencies for discussion. The actual approval for SupraPol to operate in your territory is to be sorted out after we get approval to be operating at all.”
“Well I can’t promise anything. Do you have the document ready for Dataverse caching?”
“Yes.”
“Send it to Darkshire Militia containment box five. We’ll need to check it for curses and similar before we can look it over and consider it. Call this number again when the cache is cleared, no sooner, then we’ll talk further.”
“Thank you.”
“Goodbye.”
---
“Sheriff’s office, Deputy Tess.”
“Inspector Fox-Cooper, Deputy. I’m calling about international crime.”
“Look, if you’re considerin’ chasing after some varmint sneaking into Coruscant, forget it. They don’t like folk like us trespassing on their turf. Sorry Deputy, them’s the facts.”
“Actually, I’m calling about a solution.”
“Shoot.”
“I am establishing a non-political organisation with the aim of facilitating bringing international criminals to justice, and am contacting the Town as one of the six principal beneficiaries of the scheme. I’ve got a document for perusal and I’m working on arranging a conference call.”
“Shucks, all that? Sounds mighty impressive, but you know that words ain’t gonna cut it.”
“I’m looking for approval in principle first. Then I talk to Roland and show him how we can help.”
“Uh-huh. Drop the paper off with the fax, you know the number?”
“I have it up on screen.”
“Okay, send it and I’ll toss it on his in-tray. Might blow out a bunch of cobwebs while I do that.”
“Thank you.”
“Eh, thank me if he reads the thing. See ya.”
---
“Hello! Ambrosia Royal Guard, how may I help you?”
“Good day, ma’am. My name is Carmelita Fox-Cooper, I am calling to talk about a solution to international criminals.”
“Oh! Fascinating! Tell me more!”
“... um… ahem, I am an experienced police officer with a long history of successful international policing. I am establishing a non-political organisation with the aim of facilitating bringing international criminals to justice, and am contacting the Royal Guard of Ambrosia as one of the six principal beneficiaries of such a scheme.”
“Ooh! Is there more?”
“I have a document to forward to your department of an ‘in principle’ approval of the organisation. After getting this approval, the organisation would need to work to gain approval to operate in each member’s territory. I am aiming to organise a conference call between all six law enforcement agencies.”
“Nice! Send it already!”
“Uh… okay? Done.”
“Okay, it’s printing! Hope you have a nice day!”
“Thanks?”
“Bye!”
---
“Staff Officer Rotom speaking.”
“Hello, is this the Cinnabar Police Headquarters?”
“Close enough that there’s no difference. What can I help you with today?”
“My name is Carmelita Fox-Cooper, I am calling to talk about a solution to international criminals.”
“Like terrorists?”
“Yes.”
“So you’d be cracking down on the Liberation Front?”
“Yes.”
“Okay, details for the higher ups please.”
“I am an experienced police officer with a long history of successful international policing. I am establishing a non-political organisation with the aim of facilitating bringing international criminals to justice, and am contacting the Cinnabar Police Department as one of the six principal beneficiaries of such a scheme.”
“Right, excuse me a moment.”
There is the sound of static, before a different voice begins speaking.
“Hello, Staff Officer Porygon speaking. You say you’re establishing a non-political organisation. Would it be going by the name of SupraPol?”
“Yes, it is.”
“Right then, what are your plans?”
“I have a document to forward to your department of an ‘in principle’ approval of the organisation. After getting this approval, the organisation would need to work to gain approval to operate in each member’s territory. I am aiming to organise a conference call between all six law enforcement agencies.”
“Okay, excuse me a moment.”
There is the sound of static, before a third voice begins speaking.”
“Hello, Staff Officer Z speaking. I am preparing to print out your document. Please send it as an encrypted sound file after the beep.”
There is a short pause with the sounds of a computer in the background, before there is a loud beep. A short period of rapid tonal exchange occurs.
“Thank you. We’ll await your contact about the conference call at a later time.”