09-06-2016, 05:59 PM
Addoms silently thanked the Force that Epps' normally itchy trigger finger didn't unload into the strange creature before them. And for full face-helmets, allowing for him to drop is jaw unnoticed. It was a pony. A literally pony. As in a small horse. Addoms was dumbfounded. However, he maintained his composure... until it spoke.
"Why are you on my island? Was the population of dangerous creatures I put in the waters not enough of a "No Trespassing" or "Keep Out" or "Stay away" sign for you? Do you require me to paint a picture? This island is my home. It is also my castle. Even bipeds like you have a saying that "A Man's Home is his castle. Well you can see my home is indeed my castle. So this brings me to the question again, why are you trespassing on my island? I've barely even got the castle completed and already I have gusts. But I will not allow my guests to stay outside. No. All of you will come with me to the castle, just to show how generous I can be."
He could hear Yugo chuckling through the helmet intercoms. He issued a hushed order for silence before flicking his eyes to activate his external speaker.
"I am Sergeant Addom, Epsilon 12, Imperial Army, Diplomatic unit," he buzzed through his helmet. "This is my charge, Diplomat Val M'Damma."
Val stepped forward, his nervousness evident in his posture, but not in his voice. He spoke clearly, with a distinct Coruscanti accent.
"Greetings... Sir. I am Val M'Damma, a diplomat for the Galactic Empire. I'm here with my escort to inquire as to the purpose of this castle. Why have you established such a fortified base on land that, by definition, does not belong to you?"
"Why are you on my island? Was the population of dangerous creatures I put in the waters not enough of a "No Trespassing" or "Keep Out" or "Stay away" sign for you? Do you require me to paint a picture? This island is my home. It is also my castle. Even bipeds like you have a saying that "A Man's Home is his castle. Well you can see my home is indeed my castle. So this brings me to the question again, why are you trespassing on my island? I've barely even got the castle completed and already I have gusts. But I will not allow my guests to stay outside. No. All of you will come with me to the castle, just to show how generous I can be."
He could hear Yugo chuckling through the helmet intercoms. He issued a hushed order for silence before flicking his eyes to activate his external speaker.
"I am Sergeant Addom, Epsilon 12, Imperial Army, Diplomatic unit," he buzzed through his helmet. "This is my charge, Diplomat Val M'Damma."
Val stepped forward, his nervousness evident in his posture, but not in his voice. He spoke clearly, with a distinct Coruscanti accent.
"Greetings... Sir. I am Val M'Damma, a diplomat for the Galactic Empire. I'm here with my escort to inquire as to the purpose of this castle. Why have you established such a fortified base on land that, by definition, does not belong to you?"
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