Weiss Schnee

[Weiss Schnee]

Secondaries:


Kress:



A 30 foot tall Kaiju, former captain of the space pirates, and until recently, cook for the starship Raptor. Kress was originally a well-known and feared pirate (if considered a little slow and easy to avoid so long as you had warning) until he was tracked down on the planet Rygal. During the raid by the federation, Kress managed to engage a lone ensign in one-on-one combat - "ensign byrd" - and swallow most of him whole. Upon picking the ensign's uniform out of his teeth, he places it upon his head and attempted to impersonate Ensign Byrd from there on. Surprisingly, despite Kress seeming to have the deceptive potential of tree moss, everyone's completely believed him so far (though most tend to comment that the Ensign's newly gained weight is quite disrespectful to the pride of the fleet).

Kress's size is immense, and his impersonation skills, however they apparently work, might be among the greatest in the Omniverse, but his true passion lies in one thing: Cooking. Kress had to learn cooking from scratch taking up Ensign Byrd's position, but found himself enjoying the practice immensely. How he gets around the kitchen and delivers food to people without issues, no one knows, but it is said that one has not truly tasted excellence until they've tasted one of Kress's meals. 

Personalitywise, Kress is fairly easy-going - Though this is to some extent a facade. He only has a few priorities:

1. Consume anything he can get away with eating - this generally doesn't extend to living people, but definitely extends to ones that may have shed their mortal coil - Much like the average housecat, Kress is quite willing to eat his best of friends once they expire. Unlike a house-cat, of course, he swallows them in one gulp more often than not.

Kress's biology, however, makes the category of things he can consume quite... extensive. In the span of a few hours, Kress has been known to eat the rotting corpse of a dead crewmate, his own ship's cleaning supplies, large amount of a pirate ship's furniture, a microwave and several other electronic appliances, the pirate ship's cleaning supplies, a collection of brooms, dozens of military-grade plasma weaponry, and the radioactive components of some nuclear missiles. It's not entirely clear what he can't eat, but at the least he seems to avoid rocks (or at least hasn't thought to try them.)

2. Cook Food - Kress ended up learning how to cook quickly, and his skill approaches the levels normally reserved for chefs of the nobility - or the gods themselves. Kress doesn't really mind cooking for people out of the goodness of his heart, even finding ingredients himself. Indeed, the one directive stronger than his drive to consume things that are remotely similar to food generally appears to be making sure he creates the best culinary experience for whatever patrons he has possible - Which is why his cooking implements, cleaning supplies for his kitchen, and actual food tend to be among the few things that don't wind up in his stomach. Kress will generally just start cooking whenever there's a mess hall available, and the only time he's ever been known to be rude or commanding is in the kitchen, most of which he immediately ends up bossing around.

Avoid confrontation - Kress is a 30 foot tall Reptilian monster, but despite that, he's actually pretty scared of physical combat at this point in his life, and while he was never really "good" at hand-to-hand combat, years of excess and laziness have made him above "overweight" even for his prodigious species. While he'll defend himself if he's given no other option, "run" or "talk" tend to be his go-to options.