08-30-2016, 03:40 PM
To: King Sombra
From: sexyvamp@ovmail.com
Subject: RE: Notice
Funny, because I don't actually use my two feet to walk all the time. It's just a thing for appearances sake, you know? My favorite time that isn't sexy time is to run around on all fours like I'm a wolf. Hunt down demons, you know what I'm saying?
But yeah, cool story, bruh. Wanting to kill people because you got shafted on a dating service? Man, I get shafted all the time! I've used this site for years; it ain't easy getting a date!
One time, I ended up having to date someone who sexually identified as a preying mantis and tried to cut my head off with a pair of hedge clippers. I had to, *cough*, convert them. I think the Lord would understand that I had to do what I did.
(Also, for the record, all of this makes me think that you actually are gay. And hey! I got no problem with it! I've met plenty of gay people in my life; some of them even thought they were straight until they saw me xD!)
From: sexyvamp@ovmail.com
Subject: RE: Notice
Funny, because I don't actually use my two feet to walk all the time. It's just a thing for appearances sake, you know? My favorite time that isn't sexy time is to run around on all fours like I'm a wolf. Hunt down demons, you know what I'm saying?
But yeah, cool story, bruh. Wanting to kill people because you got shafted on a dating service? Man, I get shafted all the time! I've used this site for years; it ain't easy getting a date!
One time, I ended up having to date someone who sexually identified as a preying mantis and tried to cut my head off with a pair of hedge clippers. I had to, *cough*, convert them. I think the Lord would understand that I had to do what I did.
(Also, for the record, all of this makes me think that you actually are gay. And hey! I got no problem with it! I've met plenty of gay people in my life; some of them even thought they were straight until they saw me xD!)
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