08-30-2016, 03:33 PM
To: King Sombra
From: sexyvamp@ovmail.com
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Gainful Employment
Oh yeah! That's you! You were the guy on oHarmony.com! Or should I say "horse." You remind of that one mare that I had to- actually, wait, not gonna say anything else. It brings back some kinda awful memories.
Anyways, let me get this straight. You're saying you want to take down an entire website; an entire DATING website, to be more exact. Which, you know, is the place where probably millions of people go to to find some people to fuck. And I'm assuming that, once you take down the website, you'll take down the people who OWN the thing too, huh? All of this... because of a date you didn't like?
Color me impressed, but I've never seen a pettier horse in my life. Sounds like you REALLY need a good fucking to relieve the pent-up anger you probably have built in there.
(Don't tell this to my other date, but if need be, I can help you out with this. I can tell you my secret hideout, if need be. Conversion therapy is awesome, trust me.)
From: sexyvamp@ovmail.com
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Gainful Employment
Oh yeah! That's you! You were the guy on oHarmony.com! Or should I say "horse." You remind of that one mare that I had to- actually, wait, not gonna say anything else. It brings back some kinda awful memories.
Anyways, let me get this straight. You're saying you want to take down an entire website; an entire DATING website, to be more exact. Which, you know, is the place where probably millions of people go to to find some people to fuck. And I'm assuming that, once you take down the website, you'll take down the people who OWN the thing too, huh? All of this... because of a date you didn't like?
Color me impressed, but I've never seen a pettier horse in my life. Sounds like you REALLY need a good fucking to relieve the pent-up anger you probably have built in there.
(Don't tell this to my other date, but if need be, I can help you out with this. I can tell you my secret hideout, if need be. Conversion therapy is awesome, trust me.)
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i may be all alone
but i'm here to tell ya honey
that i'm bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad to the bone
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