08-30-2016, 01:33 PM
From: oHarmony Data Management and Accounting
To: King Sombra
We apologize for the mishap, the matching algorythm tends to get confused when we plug in non-humans, particularly submissions that are species of animal. They honestly thought you were a gay furry trying to hide the fact you were a gay furry (we get those apps twice a week) and matched you on those grounds.
Sadly, we can't retract the pick considering the whole process breaks down when we take the balls out of the manatee tank. Try to enjoy the date anyways.
As apologies for the mix-up, included in the attachment is a code: $15 gift card for Victoria Secret.
If you have any further complaints, please send them to 1523 Diablo's Castle Wy., Underverse.
Thank you again for submitting to oHarmony.
To: King Sombra
We apologize for the mishap, the matching algorythm tends to get confused when we plug in non-humans, particularly submissions that are species of animal. They honestly thought you were a gay furry trying to hide the fact you were a gay furry (we get those apps twice a week) and matched you on those grounds.
Sadly, we can't retract the pick considering the whole process breaks down when we take the balls out of the manatee tank. Try to enjoy the date anyways.
As apologies for the mix-up, included in the attachment is a code: $15 gift card for Victoria Secret.
If you have any further complaints, please send them to 1523 Diablo's Castle Wy., Underverse.
Thank you again for submitting to oHarmony.
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