Dark Legalities

[James Knight]

King Sombra had to admit he had not expected hospitality of any sort from a "Bi-Ped" as he called them. The biped surprised him with the hospitality and the water. Air conditioning was most definitely a "gift of the gods" because it helped soothe his sore and aching hooves. The crystal clear water also cooled and relaxed his throat that was parched due to the heat of the desert. It was official, at some point he was going to have to acquire air conditioning and a large reservoir of water for himself.  "Right now? Hiding from some bandits who decided they wanted to skin, stew, sell or otherwise make my life more difficult. They're near the gate. Gave them the slip before when I was weaker. Recently came back and dealt with them. They're still alive but they'll be thinking twice before they try that again on me."  

He'd sigh for a moment. She replied.  "So bandit trouble, huh?" 

King Sombra groaned. "You wouldn't know the half of it. Fifteen of the bastards in one day." 

Carmelita sighed softly.  "I should really get it under control once we get our law enforcement agency up and running." 

"Yes, yes you should..." said King Sombra. "And while you're at it, provide maps to the travelers of the Endless Dunes. Also why do Primes end up so helplessly weak when they come here? Oh and how does one make things using Omnilium? Also, what is O-Harmony and why was I matched with a "Dead Pool? I thought it was somewhere I could find allies. Is it not?"