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[Tartaros]

Type of Relationship you are looking for: Whatever.

Name: Lawrence Tureaud Sockpuppet, Jr.

Age: Let's see... Carry the nine... Square root... Simplify, and... Fucked if I know.

Gender: Uh...

Species: Puppet. 

Orientation: South by southeast.

Location: Icy shithole.

Favorite Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyz_2DEah4o

Favorite Movie: ...not seen one in years.

Favorite genre of Music: Open to whatever.

Kinks: Yeah, great band. Sunny Afternoon is wonderful.

Favorite Weapon: My seven foot tall armoured friend.

Favorite Sport: Do rap battles count?

Who is your preferred lover? Explain,
Uh, not a serial killer? That's about it. 

Have you ever killed anyone? 
Hey, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Prime or Secondary?
Tertiary Demi-Overlord of the Ninteenth Megaverse.

Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
Uh... puppet. Don't age. Y'know, made of wool and shit.

Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)
No idea. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How long ago since you last had sex?
Too long.

If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?
C'mon baby... I'm a lover, not a fighter. :^)

Which account will you be posting this date in?
Tart. My only one.


How Frequently do you post?
Eh, it varies. Usually here most days though.