oHarmony.com - Omniverse's #1 Dating site

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An oHarmony promise!
oHarmony has brought together couples from all over the Omniverse. Over 50,000 people have been match since our creation almost a year ago. Our patented matching algorithms take information you provide us and match you with the perfect mate, even the most unattractive of people.



Our Philosophy
It is our belief that there is no such thing as an unfuckable person. We want you to procreate and it is our deepest concern of ours to find who most wants to put their genitalia in you.


No Shame
We do not judge your life choices, but real people do. This is why we provide complimentary shopping to make you far more attractive. Our team of graphic designers have years of experience in forcing the human body to meet unachievable standards for years and now they are willing to do it to you. It's no worries, we got this!


We Don't Serve Pedophiles
As it says, we are legally bound to refuse service to pedophiles. Aint that fantastic!



"I was lonely as fuck until I tried oHarmony. My life is still shit but at least I have a fuck buddy." -Dandin Johnson, Coruscant

"If it weren't for this site, I would have never found my furry friend." -Rover Howlin, Tangled Green

"I thought you said you don't serve Pedophiles..." -Officer Harriet Candid, Vasty Deeps