08-21-2016, 02:56 AM
Speaking as someone who isn't human and doesn't care about Camelot one way or another, I think this is a fantastic idea!
Walls are definitely the most logical way to solve your many problems. After all, they are free once you've put them up, and definitely will not become a massive target for every bored person who has a grudge against you and your ideals. There is no chance whatsoever that they could be used as canvas by graffiti artists, and they will absolutely keep out the kind of people you are annoyed by. Ninjas are famously incapable of scaling even small walls.
I assume that 'take care of' is a euphemism for 'brutally murder', right?
Protip: If you're going to kill people, just go on and do it! The louder you announce your intentions, the more likely someone (like the noisy Cricket up there) is going to take issue with your plans and stop you before you've even had a chance to do it. One professional to another? Achieve your goals and then brag about them. It makes the whole process a lot easier, trust me.
Imagine if you'd just suddenly erected your massive walls and established guards without telling everyone! You'd have taken us all by surprise. Now, I wouldn't be surprised if every orc, goblin, ninja and other assorted nonhuman who wants to call Camelot home comes rushing in before you have a chance to put your plan into action!
-Lord Dominator
P.S - I've been to Camelot. I don't see what all the fuss is about. Looked pretty boring to me.
Walls are definitely the most logical way to solve your many problems. After all, they are free once you've put them up, and definitely will not become a massive target for every bored person who has a grudge against you and your ideals. There is no chance whatsoever that they could be used as canvas by graffiti artists, and they will absolutely keep out the kind of people you are annoyed by. Ninjas are famously incapable of scaling even small walls.
I assume that 'take care of' is a euphemism for 'brutally murder', right?
Protip: If you're going to kill people, just go on and do it! The louder you announce your intentions, the more likely someone (like the noisy Cricket up there) is going to take issue with your plans and stop you before you've even had a chance to do it. One professional to another? Achieve your goals and then brag about them. It makes the whole process a lot easier, trust me.
Imagine if you'd just suddenly erected your massive walls and established guards without telling everyone! You'd have taken us all by surprise. Now, I wouldn't be surprised if every orc, goblin, ninja and other assorted nonhuman who wants to call Camelot home comes rushing in before you have a chance to put your plan into action!
-Lord Dominator
P.S - I've been to Camelot. I don't see what all the fuss is about. Looked pretty boring to me.
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