Make Camelot Great Again!

[Albert Wesker]

Cricket.EXE said:

I have spent the better part of half a minute analyzing this message's contents to try and rationalize its existence, and I have come up with no satisfactory results, leaving me uncharacteristically perplexed.

Logic dictates that no actual person could be this bigoted and, by all inferences and statements to the obvious in this message and other places around the dataverse, racist and yet be in a position of power as to be a princess by any other means than a a state of fear and brokering no room for disagreement.

Ergo I am lead to one simple truth: you are not an actual person, Princess Bonbon Sunshine. This is either:

1) an elaborate hoax designed simply to draw ire and aggrandizement to your nation and purported claim and desires
2) The delicate artform referred to on the internet as "trolling"
3) A disconnection with reality so strong as to render you distinct and wholly separate from personhood

I pray it be one of the former two, as the third is greatly distressing to imagine. I likewise pray that my judgements and conjectures are not accurate, as such a predicament in your "kingdom" -- which is an impossibility, without a king or queen to rule over it, I should mention -- is a very sad thing to envision, indeed.

But I have spent enough time debating over the possibilities and logic behind a message on the internet. I have physical problems to content with, and an overwhelming amount of garbage to assist in sorting through.

Farewell!