08-17-2016, 04:31 AM
"FRRGGGAAAAAGGGHHHHAAAAHAAAAA!"
He swore he felt a crunch, the vixen's foot driving backwards and straight into his already sore groin. Doing what any man would do after being kicked in the balls twice, he released the inspector and crumpled to the ground in absolute pain. This would never happen again. As soon as he got home, he was buying a fucking cup.
Through blurred vision, blinking back tears of pains, Hiro saw Carmelita attempt to repeat her tried and true tactic of diving for cover. However, Deadpool was crafty, and most of the immediate cover had been sliced or battered to scraps by his hurricane kick. This fight was over...but a nasty little urge drove the hacker to get up and retaliate. This chick couldn't just kick him in the jumblies twice and get away with it! That would be an injustice against all guys everywhere.
While groping for a handhold, his hand fell upon the metal canister of medigel still strapped to his belt. Why the hell not, maybe it'll help. And oh, it did. The cool foam eased his burning pain enough for him to rise to his feet, even if it was a bit bowlegged. Ahead, Deadpool and Carmelita danced the dance of death with each other, trying to avoid shocks and swipes from their weapons.
Drawing his machete from the shoulder holster once more, he could feel his grip tighten around it, palm clenching a well worn groove in the handle. Anger. He was angrier than he thought. This stupid animal, this meddling woman was interfering with their escape from this hellhole on some abstract sense of injustice. What did it matter whether Karl was going to reset it? This was his goddamn house!
He started to step forward, not noticing just how shiny and wet the machete had grown, thick blood dripping from the blade as if it had just performed a grisly kill. He burst forward, wincing a bit, and raised the murder weapon high as he shouted towards the vixen. "I told you that was your last chance! GO AWAY!"
Something in the foxwoman's face gave him an odd thrill as he brought the bloody weapon down in a murderous arc. Fear. It was the fear.
He swore he felt a crunch, the vixen's foot driving backwards and straight into his already sore groin. Doing what any man would do after being kicked in the balls twice, he released the inspector and crumpled to the ground in absolute pain. This would never happen again. As soon as he got home, he was buying a fucking cup.
Through blurred vision, blinking back tears of pains, Hiro saw Carmelita attempt to repeat her tried and true tactic of diving for cover. However, Deadpool was crafty, and most of the immediate cover had been sliced or battered to scraps by his hurricane kick. This fight was over...but a nasty little urge drove the hacker to get up and retaliate. This chick couldn't just kick him in the jumblies twice and get away with it! That would be an injustice against all guys everywhere.
While groping for a handhold, his hand fell upon the metal canister of medigel still strapped to his belt. Why the hell not, maybe it'll help. And oh, it did. The cool foam eased his burning pain enough for him to rise to his feet, even if it was a bit bowlegged. Ahead, Deadpool and Carmelita danced the dance of death with each other, trying to avoid shocks and swipes from their weapons.
Drawing his machete from the shoulder holster once more, he could feel his grip tighten around it, palm clenching a well worn groove in the handle. Anger. He was angrier than he thought. This stupid animal, this meddling woman was interfering with their escape from this hellhole on some abstract sense of injustice. What did it matter whether Karl was going to reset it? This was his goddamn house!
He started to step forward, not noticing just how shiny and wet the machete had grown, thick blood dripping from the blade as if it had just performed a grisly kill. He burst forward, wincing a bit, and raised the murder weapon high as he shouted towards the vixen. "I told you that was your last chance! GO AWAY!"
Something in the foxwoman's face gave him an odd thrill as he brought the bloody weapon down in a murderous arc. Fear. It was the fear.
Quote:Hiro Protagonist used Medigel. +1 HP (Now 13/20)
Hiro Protagonist used Tier 1 Super Attack: Jason's Machete
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