Desman Black

[Desman Black]

Misc.

Bases

Beach-Front Inn:
(not to be confused with Beach-Side Inn)

Verse/Location: Vasty Deeps, just a short walk away from the beach on the opposite side of Costa del Sol.

History: Nothing is currently known to Desman and co. about the hotel before they stumbled upon it, mostly becurse they haven't been interested enough to ask. The group found it while two thirds of them were drunk and Des, not knowing the value of his money in this world, accidentally brought the whole thing.

Physical Description: A standard skyscraper, and while Des does own the whole thing, the base is actually just the basement levels, accessed by a secret elevator in the back that is password locked and consistently guarded by either one of SAP or a man in a black suit from the inside. (Tier One Base Fortifications)
F1B: The living room/kitchen floor, still pretty barren at the moment expect for a bar due to Des wanting to get away from his secondaries.
F2B: A completely barren floor, Samurai Abstinence Patrol wants to make it a Dojo.
F3B: Jak's room, once again barren
F4B: The only floor to have something summoned after moving in (a bed) and ash's room. Also has Dataverse uplink/VR station (brought by Ash)
F5B: Another Barren Floor, this time Des's room.

Relationships

Love-Really Like-Like-Neutral-Dislike-Really Dislike-Hate-Scared of

A.N.N.A: Best freind and disembodied voice. Met sometime before the omniverse. May have thought of her as a nuisce once but warmed up to her (and being stuck with her) over time.To bad she didn't come to the omniverse with me, I miss her...

Shion (Shiotaro Yuki): A Nice Person overall, and we seem to have a lot in common. Helped me when I needed it.

Jak: Apparently we saved the Omniverse together? And despite not remembering, I feel like I can trust him. Though I have some a lot of questions about that 'Dark' form

Morene Fellon: Part of the group me and Jak suppositly saved the Omniverse with.It feels likes she's a good person, even if I can't remeber.

Dante: Another person to save the Omniverse with us that I have no memorie of other then their face. Despite this I feel like I owe him my life.

'Lord' Zedd: The last person I saved the Omniverse with.Though unlike the rest of them, all I can think about is kicking them in the balls... if they have any.

Ash: [Redact Log] She is a good friend and someone who always pushes me past my limits for better or worse. She along with Jak is one of the only people I can count on in this world.

Dust: A great guy I met on the beach, he and his group happily excepted us for the most part. I did also kiss him, but I thought it was a dream, I swear.

Gildarts, Molly, Pinkie Pie, Issablle, Piqui, Rosie & Shinmen Takezō: A bunch of great guys that (almost) quite happily accepted us(me Jak and Ash) into the group. of course I think the only reason they were hassident was cause Jak was drunk, I kissed a guy, and Ash was being Ash.

Ninja Sex Party: Two guys I actually summoned. One's a ninja, the others a... superhero? Other then that I don't know anythibg about them.

Samurai Abstinence Patrol: Two guys I accidentally summoned who have now pledged obedience to me.They are completely annoying to have around

NPCs
Ninja Sex Party 

[spoiler]

Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian, two of the toughest motherfuckibg ninjas that you’ve ever seen, or at least, they were. After spending most of his at least 900 year life of being an assassin, banging hot girls, and changing the course of European history, he got bored and decided to give it up for dancing. Though he soon realized that his awesomeness was too much to be contained in one physical activity and realizing how how good his life was before, he went back to seducing woman and having sex, leading to his current life as leader of a biker gang in attitude city called the ‘Cool Patrol’. And Brian? Well he still the same psychopathic murderous ninja he has always been since he was born, why he hasn’t left Danny yet, people say it’s because their best friends, but their actions don’t always seem to match that fact. They were accidentally summoned by Desman during one of their city destroying fights with Samurai Abstinence Patrol.
Relationships:
Danny
NinjaBrian-Like
Samurai Abstinence Patrol-Dislike

Ninja Brian
Everyone-Unknown[/spoiler]

Samurai Abstinence Patrol
[spoiler]

In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan, lived two great warriors and dude and man; These men were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry. These two form the duo of Samurai Abstinence Patrol, the Rival of Ninja Sex Party that were brought to the present when Danny Sexbang ripped a hole in space time during an orgy with 10 girls and a mime. Arin despises sex and wants to rid the world of it, Barry is just along for the ride. They were summoned by Desman accidently like the summoning of NSP was, Arin pledged loyalty to the robot soon after.
Relationships:
Arin
Samurai Barry-Like
Ninja Sex Party-Dislike
Desman-Dislike
Jak-Dislike
Ash-Dislike

Samurai Barry
Everyone-Unknown[/spoiler]


Crysis
[spoiler]
Sophisticated, kind, and wise. Crysiss is not your typical white mage, but is also your typical white mage. She is not a naïve person, but she is willing to listen and help anyone in need. She met Odessa in a busier town, they teamed up to make it through the badlands between the mountains, through the valley, during which time she gave up her drinking habits for, personal reasons. While Odessa can't stand most people, Crysiss can get along with anyone. No one fucks with the white mage, after all. She has a high tolerance for pain, but doesn't like seeing anyone else suffer.
Relationships:
Ordesa-Really Like[/spoiler]

OMNIzom.ca
[spoiler]

Bill Der, a stereotypical shy geek in the body of a hot male complete with six pack, brown shaggy hair, and pale skin, except without the geeking out. Bill doesn’t remember much before being summoned to the omniverse, this of course could be due to the fact he was he was summoned at the age of 5. Soon being abandoned shortly after however, he was eventrully found and adopted by a kobold and a centor. This led to a fairly uneventful life, allowing him to grow to his current 19 year old self slightly faster than normal, where he now works for OMNIzom. During this time he has met Bob and a Giant Spider (about the size of a dog) who has designated Bill and Bob as his surrogate mother and father respectively, despite the later killing her parents.
Relationships:
Bob-Really like
Spider-Really like[/spoiler]