Pesterlogs: OSBURB

[First Guardian]

-- freskAbenet [FA] began pestering avidProcrastinater [AP] at 16:24 --

FA: Hey... Ahmed...
AP: What's up, Frisk? Did you do the thing?
FA: Yeah... I...
FA: Drew a picture for, um... Finn..
FA: I think he'll, um... like it..
AP: I'm sure he will! Believe in yourself a little more.
FA: I mean... it's just...
FA: I'm not sure... if he will..
FA: What if... I'm wrong? What if he doesn't like turtles?
AP: Well, I'm the one who suggested turtles in the first place, and if he doesn't like turtles then there must be something more going on. I mean, who doesn't like turtles?
FA: I...
FA: I dunno...
AP: Truuuust meeee, Feeeee
AP: He'll like it.
FA: ..... o...
FA: Okay... I...
FA: I trust you... Ahmed…
FA: I'll show it to him when I...
FA: do it...
AP: HUZZAH! My work here is done.
FA: Ummm... do you...
FA: Happen to have um....
FA: OSburb installed...?
AP: Almost. I've found the disks and went ahead and started installing the client.
AP: Do you have the server bit installed? Should we try this out?
FA: Yeah, I...
FA: Have it installed..
AP: Nice! Now all we have to do is, uhh, gimme a moment to figure out how to connect to you.
FA: Okay....
FA: I, um....
FA: I... did something...
FA: Am I.. connected...
AP: Oh, I see you there! Gimme a second.
AP: And done.
FA: Are we...
FA: Playing..?
AP: I think so? Check the game window, did something happen? Are you still on the main menu or did some interface pop up?
FA: I'm.... I'm....
FA: I'm loading...
FA: ......
FA: Woah.....
FA: Umm... Ahmed?
FA: What are, um...
AP: Yeah?
FA: Those shiny things on your desk?
FA: If, um...
FA: You don't mind me, um...
FA: Asking?
AP: Of course not! They're crystals, mostly. Good for storing readied spells and magical energies and the sort.
FA: You, um... live in a nice looking place, Ahmed...
AP: Thanks, it may not be much but it's cozy at least.
FA: Yeah... it looks very nice...
FA: I, um...
FA: guess I should, um...
FA: Actually, you know...
FA: Start playing the game...
AP: I suppose we should.
AP: Uhh, Fee? That's you right?
FA: Huh?
AP: Come on Fee, throw me a bone here. I need to know if that's you or if I have some unwanted guest rooming with me.
FA: I... I'm sorry I...
FA: I grabbed your crystal and...
FA: Dropped it...
FA: I'm sorry, I'm.... I'm sorry...
AP: Nah, it's alright, they're a tiny bit tougher than you're giving them credit for. That's not going to be enough to break it.
AP: Tell ya what, I'll hold onto one to give you when we meet in person, how's that?
FA: Oh... thank you... that sounds...
FA: Really sweet... thank you..
AP: Ah! Stop that, it tickles!
FA: Heeheeheehee!
AP: nonono i cant breathh stopit
FA: I... guess I'm being a little...
FA: Frisky?
AP: FEE NO PUNS THAT'S OVERKILL I'M DYING
FA: Okay, I'll stop…
AP: Phew, damn I can't trust you with power over my ticklish self like that
FA: Hehehehehe... that was fun!
AP: I didn't take you for a prankster, let's just forget this ever happened.
FA: Okay.
AP: What else can you do, other than attempt to assassinate me?
FA: Well...
FA: There's this thing called, um…
FA: Revise...
AP: Oh?
AP: Try it.
FA: Okay…
AP: What did you just do
FA: I... I...
FA: I made another, um....
FA: A room?
AP: Can you, uh, change it back?
FA: Um…
FA: I didn't mean to do that!
FA: I... I..
FA: I couldn't find an... undo...
FA: I'm sorry, I'm...
FA: I'm so sorry...
FA: I didn't mean to ruin your home!
AP: Ease up, Frisk, it's not the end of the world.
AP: I mean you did give me a new room in this cramped apartment.
FA: Yeah, but...
FA: I put a thingy in it..
AP: I just never really thought about putting a room within my room.
AP: Roomception.
AP: A thingy? Sounds important.
AP: I'll check it out.
FA: Okay…
AP: Well it's a thingy alright.
AP: A metal thingy.
FA: The, um....
FA: Phernalia Registry...
FA: Says it's a, um...
FA: Cruxtruder.
AP: The what and the who??
FA: The thingy is a, um...
FA: Cruxtruder.
AP: What's it do?
FA: I.... I don't know...
FA: What, um... do you see on it?
AP: Weeell, some sort of lid, I guess we should remove that? And a small round thingy that looks like it should turn. Not sure I can turn it though, it looks pretty stuck to me.
FA: Maybe... open the lid?
AP: Duh. Can't see how though.
AP: IT won't turn and there's no handle to lift it with.
FA: I can't open it....
FA: I'm sorry, I...
FA: I... didn't know we couldn't open it...
AP: I say we throw a rock at it.
FA: A rock?
AP: IT'll either open up or break down, win-win.
FA: Oh... okay...
AP: Nothing can go wrong.
FA: Wait, um… Ahmed?
FA: Um... you use magic... right?
AP: Well, you see... It'ssortacomplicated
AP: I guess I could, just this once.
FA: I mean... I don't want to...
FA: Make you hurt yourself doing this...
FA: You don't have to... if you don't want to..
AP: Nah, its cool. Just give me a second.
FA: Okay...
AP: Alright found my wand. Here goes.
AP: Aww, Fee if youre the one making the room spin then stop its giving me a headache
FA: AHMED!
FA: ARE YOU HURT! PLEASE TELL ME YOU AREN'T HURT!
AP: I AM UNHARMED! Geez, Frisk, I'm fine. Used just a little too much juice in that spell though. Magic can be fucking finicky at times.
FA: You... you.. you...
FA: You flew into the wall...
FA: And...
FA: It looked like you... you were..
AP: Pfft.
AP: You're not getting rid of me that easy
AP: I'm here to stay
FA: Oh.. okay..
FA: No more magic, though... please?
AP: Hey, you don't see me complaining.
AP: Now what the hell was under that thing.
AP: What's that thing? Some sort of magical construct?
FA: I... I dunno...
AP: I defer to your expertise on the subject.
[b]FA: Ummm…
FA: A magical... thingy?
AP: It is in fact, a magical thingy.[/b]
AP: What is that thing saying?
FA: I.... don't know...
AP: Hmm, was there anything else in the cruxtamajig?
FA: Ummm.. the wheel?
AP: That thing.
AP: It looks stuck to me.
AP: Hold on let me try.
AP: Aaand it wasn't actually stuck at all. Was pretty easy to turn actually. Shut up.
AP: BUT NOW WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS IT'S REGURGITATING
FA: Ummm...
FA: I don't... know?
AP: It's silky smooth. Cool to the touch. Looks like some sort of solidified gelatinous material. I'm still no closer to knowing what it is.
FA: I.... I really don't know.... either..
FA: Maybe... it needs another one of these, um... thingys?
AP: .....There are other thingys?
FA: .... yeah...
AP: Oh.
FA: I saw... more than these two... in the, um...
FA: Registery...
AP: I put one of the smaller thingies in the place in the larger thingy but nothing's happening.
FA: What smaller thingy?
FA: Oh.. the, um.... blue, um... thingy?
AP: Yes.
FA: Oh.. um...
FA: Maybe... check the, um...
FA: Totem... Lathe?
AP: If by that you mean the latest metal monstrosity you dumped over there then I already did, it's just not doing anything.
FA: Oh...
FA: You mean...
FA: There's nothing... you haven't pressed or...
FA: or anything like that?
AP: Yeah.
AP: Though there looks like there's a slot where I'm supposed to put something else. Something thin, dunno what though.
FA: Maybe...
FA: Use this?
AP: Huh? A punch card? Biggest one I've seen too. But I guess it fits.
AP: Oh, something is happening! The lathe is doing something to the green thing. Carving it with some chisels that just popped up, I think.
FA: Oh!
AP: The green thingy has successfully been changed into a wavy shape. Now what?
FA: Ummm...
FA: Maybe try... stuffing it back into the... Cruxtruder tube thing?
AP: Alright.
AP: Done.
AP: No wait it spat it back out. It doesn't want its baby anymore, we've disfigured it beyond the mother's recognition.
FA: Oh…
FA: Hey, um... Ahmed..?
FA: What should we... do with the orb?
AP: Hmm.
AP: Hmmm.
AP: Hmmmm.
AP: It looks defective to me, unless its purpose is to follow you around and annoy you with the flashing light and incomprehensible speech, because it's doing a great job at that.
AP: Maybe it was damaged somehow?
FA: Do... we need to repair it...?
FA: Like....
FA: Maybe... give it something?
AP: Give it something? I guess it could be the energy generation matrix malfunctioning. Hold on, let me find something to charge it up with, maybe that'll get it to start making sense.
FA: What's an energy generation matrix...?
AP: Oh, excuse my jargon, it's the part that allows constructs like that one to continue existing, they need raw magical power for that.
AP: "Mana" or "Vis" or whatever the fuck you wanna call it, every system has something different to offer.
FA: So... it needs... electricity?
AP: Basically, yes.
FA: Elec...tricity...
FA: Maybe this?
AP: I know I had a thaumic battery somewhere.
AP: FEE NO! NOT MY VIDYA!
FA: Sorry! Sorry!!
AP: Nooo, what has she done to you, my precious? How could she hurt you so?
FA: I'm so so so so sorry Ahmed...
FA: I didn't... I didn't think...
FA: I'm sorry...
AP: No, it's okay Fee, I don't think it's actually broken, you just really gave me a scare there
FA: I'm sorry... I didn't mean to... almost break your stuff...
AP: Water under the bridge, Fee. Just let me put this somewhere safe and I'll go look for that battery.
AP: There, nice and safe!
AP: Now, I guess it's in one of the drawers?
AP: Hmm, could you lend me a hand here, Fee? I'll check my nightstand while you check my desk, okay? Look for the bright orange gem fitted in a purple alloy.
FA: Oh... okay…
AP: Auugh, that feather was really expensiiive.
FA: I'M SO SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT!
AP: FRISK STOP APOLOGIZING SO MUCH FOR GOD'S SAKE! I CAN STILL MAKE THE MONEY BACK IT'S NOT A HUGE DEAL!
AP: But now what the hell is that thing.
AP: Why did it grow a bird's head
FA: I...
FA: I don't even know....
FA: This game is weird...
AP: Is it supposed to be a phoenix? What's that supposed to mean?
FA: Maybe... it...
FA: Fixed it?
AP: This night's more than I bargained for.
AP: Try making it talk again.
AP: THAT DOESN'T SOUND FIXED TO ME! MAKE IT STOOOOOP
FA: I can't make it stop!
AP: THEN I WILL!
AP: Success! And I'm still on my feet, too!
FA: Was that.. a no noise spell?
FA: Please... tell me it was just a no noise spell...
AP: Something like that, can't believe it actually worked first try though!
AP: I'm the goddamn man!
[color=##339999]AP: Goddamn it all to hell, now what?[/color]
AP: Wow, R.I.P. my old room, you will be remembered fondly.
FA: I'm....
AP: I suppose that new room has a machine thingy in it as well?
FA: Yeah.... the, um...
FA: Alchemiter..
AP: Alright let's check this bad boy out.
AP: Another one with a robot arm.
AP: This pedestal looks like it will fit that carved blue thingy nicely.
AP: Hold on let me get it from the other room.
FA: Okay...
AP: Got it. Placed it.
AP: Guess what the robot arm's got lasers. Neat. Except it's not carving it? Is it scanning it? Must be it.
AP: ...
AP: Frisk, if all this was just some warped method of giving me a late birthday present, I wont talk to you for the rest of the year
FA: No! I swear, I'm not doing any of this!
FA: I'm trying to help you, I swear!
FA: I... I didn't know this.... it would do that..
AP: Hmm. Alright, let's see what this is supposed to be.
AP: I mean, I know it's a top hat, but what the fuck am I supposed to do with it.
FA: Um....
FA: Wear.... it?
AP: Why do I even bother.
AP: The hat has been donned
AP: I look fancy as fuck
FA: You look.... really, um....
FA: What's the word…
FA: Really, um... cool, Ahmed...
AP: Thank you.
AP: Even though you were just stating the obvious anyway.
FA: Yeah…
FA: By the way, um... Ahmed?
AP: Yes?
FA: Ummmm...
FA: I, um... don't know..
FA: What the numbers are for...
AP: Numbers? What numbers?
FA: The cruxtruder.
AP: Hold on just a second, let me go check it out.
AP: Frisk, since when has there been a FUCKING COUNTDOWN displayed on this heap of junk?
FA: Um....
FA: Oh... oh no... I'm so sorry I...
FA: I forgot about it....
AP: Because unknown countdowns on unknown devices really worry me.
AP: Frisk, there's no time to be apologetic, we need to stop it.
AP: Or find out if it's benign.
AP: Check your side of the game, aren't there any manuals?
AP: Frisk, help me out here.
FA: I'm trying! I really am!
FA: But this is so confusing...
FA: And I just...
FA: Don't know what to do...
AP: The numbers aren't stopping, I'm trying not to flip out here but this isn't encouraging
FA: There's nothing....
FA: I don't know how to stop it...
AP: Fucking hell a goddamn bomb is gonna kill me in my own house and all I got out of it is a motherfucking top hat
FA: That's a bomb?
FA: Oh no... oh no oh no oh no no no
AP: I DON'T KNOW FRISK
AP: BUT IT'S COUNTING DOWN TO SOMETHING AND I DON'T THINK IT'S ANY GOOD
FA: I can't stop it!!
FA: You have to run!
AP: SHITSHITSHIT
AP: ALRIGHT I'M LEAVING NOW
AP: FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT OUTDATED FORMAL WEAR

-- freskAbenet [FA] ceased pestering avidProcrastinater [AP] at 16:54 --