06-02-2016, 03:41 PM
Quote:-- luxuriusUncertainty [LU] began pestering literaryEnthusiast [LE] at ∞∞:∞∞ --
LU: hey paige wahts up
LU: how you doing
LU: what you doing
LU: wyhy you doing
LE: "The sky, I am doing well, eating some Krave cereal because I am about to keel over from starvation."
LU: thats some poetic bullshit right there
LU: i like it
LU: im eating too
LU: the best thing
LU: instant ramen
LU: just fancy cereal
LU: so in a way were the same
LE: "I prefer the cups or the packages of ramen myself, but there is something to be said for convenience."
LU: convenience?
LU: yeah
LU: like
LU: my aunt never leaving me real food so i have to do it myself
LU: and instant ramen is a blessing in that regard
LE: "After all, is that not what cereal is for?"
LE: "Why bother cooking bacon and eggs when there is a box of scrumptious corn and chocolate lying atop the fridge?"
LU: thats the spirit and the right way to look at things my dera
LU: dear*
LU: and of course who needs healthy meals
LE: "There is no point in living past thirty if it conflicts with my pure bacon diet that I literally traded out for cereal a message ago."
LU: what why you have to betray me like this
LU: i though you were a ceral person
LU: why
LE: "I am a cereal person, yes, as well as a bacon person when someone else plays the chef."
LU: so then were on the same page
LU: thats how i like it
LU: and bacon is also a blessing
LU: you cant deny when that sweet aroma covers the whole house like
LU: you know is time for a real shit of food right there
LE: "When the bacon is cooking, it is practically Thanksgiving once more."
LE: "And time to engorge oneself with delicious food."
LU: dont forget the egsg
LU: those little two eggs and a little smile made a bacon
LU: its beougtiful
LU: and bacon is never complete wthout the gegs
LE: "Mayhaps it would be possible to cook some in my room if the fire had not already been demolished?"
LU: what happende to your fire who destroyet it like thtat
LE: "There was a fire in my room earlier today. Someone turned on my bunsen burner but I am the only one here who could do that."
LE: "I never use it, however, so someone else must have snuck in and done it without my noticing."
LU: thats unfortunate for a normal person but a great intro to start revealing the msitery
LU: i laso had a litle fire today
LU: but it didnt scalate more than some smoke
LU: now im on the living because my room smells like burned electronics
LU: it reminds me of my failure
LE: "I barely managed to get out scott free in terms of my personal relics, but many of my books were burnt to crisps."
LU: what a tragedy
LU: what books do you read
LE: "The classics, typically. Dorian Gray, A Christmas Carol, the likes. I just finished the Great Gatsby today before it got burnt."
LU: classics i never read any classics
LU: but i never read anything anyways so ithink it doesnt treally coint
LU: count*
LU: hey you play video games'
LU: ?
LE: "Occasionally, yes. I usually have to do personal chores, though, or deal with scenarios like spontaneous combustion though, so I don't play regularly."
LE: "However, I did not intend to do much today anyway, so I may do that."
LU: choreas are the worst byt you an always count on vicedogames to bright your day
LU: becase
LU: i found this game
LU: that i want to play byt i ned friends for that
LU: its a fancy online sims
LE: "How fancy, precisely?"
LU: as fancy as a shitty videogame with bad reviws can get
LU: so prety fancy in an ironical level
LU: which is the best way it ocould be fancy ohonestly
LE: "Irony certainly sounds like a good selling point. What is it called?"
LU: SBURB
LU: some nerfs were talking about it in deviantart
LU: they sayd it was amazingly shitty
LU: so ia had to try it
LE: "Did their words hold up?"
LU: no words in the internet hold up naything but lies and shitty attemst at being inteligent with stragers to make onself look better
LU: ill le t you make your own judsgemten over what to thinkn about that
LE: "Seems legit. Where can I obtain such a work of art?"
LU: lookt it up on goggle
LU: the first link
LU: there you download it and vpila
LU: from what i read
LU: you need two versions
LU: so make suvere you download both
LE: "That sounds marvelous, I am sure I will know which to download while I browse the site. Thank you for the information."
LU: ok ill wait until you got the game
LU: but right now i have to go
LU: so pester me later when you ready
LE: "Alright, I shall commune with you another time. Have a nice day."
LE: *bows and leaves the chatroom*
LU: the nicests of days
-- luxuriusUncertainty [LU] ceased pestering literaryEnthusiast [LE] at ∞∞:∞∞ --