>> Jay: Trim the Roses

[Erik Vrell]

Jay opened pesteromni and waited for it to load. While he waited, he opened up his browser and opened GameBro. Normally, Jay wouldn't be caught dead looking at an article like this, but he was interested in video games and enjoyed laughing at the writers. An article about SBURB caught his eye. He clicked on the link and glanced across his desk to the copy of SBURB resting nearby. He had been pestered by his friends to get it, and thought "hey, why not?" So there it was. After some dry laughter was had at the expense of GameBro, pesteromni had opened and Jay was pestered by Paul. 

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VC: the garden is doing well.
VC: a filthy beetle tried to assault my flowers, but a flytrap ate it
VC: oh?
VC: urgh, larvae disgust me
VC: try quarantining the infested fruits
VC: no problem
VC: ok, good luck with your tomatoes
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A look of disgust crossed Jay's face. He hated filthy larvae, always trying to gnaw their way into his beautiful plants. Jay had lost enough precious flowers to the little beasts. Jay stretched and got up out of his chair. He grabbed his scythe and tied up his shoes. He needed to go for a run. He left his computer on incase anyone pestered him while he was out. Happy that his garden and house would be safe while he was gone, Jay took off jogging into the woods.