05-10-2016, 07:36 PM
Dr. McNinja winced as he felt the earth rattle beneath his feet. He was stuck in this mini-canyon that Grundy trapped him in, allowing the fight to be more or less a side-scrolling business. While Doc could easily jump out of the canyon, Grundy was now moving quickly enough that, if Doc attempted to jump out of the canyon, Grundy could easily leap in the air and Hulk Smash him anyways.
As Doc prepared to jump as high as he could in the air, Grundy roared one more time. Doc's bones were sore just from the shaking of the ground. Chocolate chip rubble was streaming around him, and the zombie trailed green sludge from his wounds as he charged.
Dr. McNinja grit his teeth, watching his inevitable death approach him-
"GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE YOU SON OF A KALK"
Chuck Goodrich inexplicably dropped out of the sky, a multi-colored bubble of electric arcs tracing his fall. Having landed on the ground, presumably to stop Grundy, Solomon accidentally tripped over him and his face crashed into the ground, triggering a small earthquake. Doc just stared curiously as Chuck slipped into another portal as quickly as he appeared.
"GRUNDY KILL WELCOMING MAN"
"He's already gone, buddy."
"OH" Solomon roared, "HE GOODBYE MAN NOW! GRUNDY CRUSH NINJA!"
"Oooor-"
Grundy bellowed again, mucusy saliva drooling from the edges of his rotting mouth. He charged again, not as quickly this time. Dr. McNinja rolled between his legs, which was harder now because the ground was no longer even. Grundy took advantage of this by bending down and snatching Doc in his hands. The toxic smell of his breath made Doc want to just stop breathing altogether.
"SOLOMON GRUNDY, BURIED ON-"
"Yeah, yeah," Doc interrupted, "I heard you the first time. But correct me if I'm wrong..."
Dr. McNinja prepared the glands in his eyes.
"Today is Saturday."
Doc sprayed the stored toxin in his eyes into Grundy's. Solomon blinked away the liquid, confused.
"NINJA CRY?"
Dr. McNinja crunched his brow and swore under his breath. "I may need to check my calendar-"
"RRRAGGHH"
Grundy chucked Doc through the chasm again, smashing him into a nearby wall. Doc pulled out more ninja stars, flailing them toward the approaching zombie. When Grundy was close enough, Doc managed to slip through under his damaged right arm, slashing at Grundy's ribs in the process. Grundy marched on as if nothing had happened. Doc slumped his shoulders.
"Seriously, do you not feel pain or something? 'Cause that'd just be unfair-"
Grundy roared again, slapping Doc with the back of his hand, sending him bouncing from the wall of the chasm. Dr. McNinja landed painfully on a pile of milk chocolate rubble, then, rubbing his head, pushed himself up.
"Okay, fine. Time for me to cheat."
Doc closed his eyes, meditating. He felt cosmic forces join inside him, swirling together in a whirlpool of violence. The very concept of conflict itself manifested in his lungs - he now breathed war. In one swift motion, he threw off his coat, threw off his tie and bound it around his forehead, and tore off the sleeves of his shirt. Grundy was slowly making his way towards the ninja physician, unaware of the danger he was now in.
Doc, feeling ninjutsu replace the blood in his veins, leaned on his left foot and raised the right. His fingertips touched delicately, his hands over his stomach. Suddenly, he snapped into a combat stance. Dr. McNinja smirked.
"The doctor will see you now."
As Doc prepared to jump as high as he could in the air, Grundy roared one more time. Doc's bones were sore just from the shaking of the ground. Chocolate chip rubble was streaming around him, and the zombie trailed green sludge from his wounds as he charged.
Dr. McNinja grit his teeth, watching his inevitable death approach him-
"GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE YOU SON OF A KALK"
Chuck Goodrich inexplicably dropped out of the sky, a multi-colored bubble of electric arcs tracing his fall. Having landed on the ground, presumably to stop Grundy, Solomon accidentally tripped over him and his face crashed into the ground, triggering a small earthquake. Doc just stared curiously as Chuck slipped into another portal as quickly as he appeared.
"GRUNDY KILL WELCOMING MAN"
"He's already gone, buddy."
"OH" Solomon roared, "HE GOODBYE MAN NOW! GRUNDY CRUSH NINJA!"
"Oooor-"
Grundy bellowed again, mucusy saliva drooling from the edges of his rotting mouth. He charged again, not as quickly this time. Dr. McNinja rolled between his legs, which was harder now because the ground was no longer even. Grundy took advantage of this by bending down and snatching Doc in his hands. The toxic smell of his breath made Doc want to just stop breathing altogether.
"SOLOMON GRUNDY, BURIED ON-"
"Yeah, yeah," Doc interrupted, "I heard you the first time. But correct me if I'm wrong..."
Dr. McNinja prepared the glands in his eyes.
"Today is Saturday."
Doc sprayed the stored toxin in his eyes into Grundy's. Solomon blinked away the liquid, confused.
"NINJA CRY?"
Dr. McNinja crunched his brow and swore under his breath. "I may need to check my calendar-"
"RRRAGGHH"
Grundy chucked Doc through the chasm again, smashing him into a nearby wall. Doc pulled out more ninja stars, flailing them toward the approaching zombie. When Grundy was close enough, Doc managed to slip through under his damaged right arm, slashing at Grundy's ribs in the process. Grundy marched on as if nothing had happened. Doc slumped his shoulders.
"Seriously, do you not feel pain or something? 'Cause that'd just be unfair-"
Grundy roared again, slapping Doc with the back of his hand, sending him bouncing from the wall of the chasm. Dr. McNinja landed painfully on a pile of milk chocolate rubble, then, rubbing his head, pushed himself up.
"Okay, fine. Time for me to cheat."
Doc closed his eyes, meditating. He felt cosmic forces join inside him, swirling together in a whirlpool of violence. The very concept of conflict itself manifested in his lungs - he now breathed war. In one swift motion, he threw off his coat, threw off his tie and bound it around his forehead, and tore off the sleeves of his shirt. Grundy was slowly making his way towards the ninja physician, unaware of the danger he was now in.
Doc, feeling ninjutsu replace the blood in his veins, leaned on his left foot and raised the right. His fingertips touched delicately, his hands over his stomach. Suddenly, he snapped into a combat stance. Dr. McNinja smirked.
"The doctor will see you now."
Quote:Doc used: "GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE" Super Def I (1/3 SP)
Lucky Seven, Ninja Scalpel, Like a Toad (No Effect),
ONE MAN ARMY for Grundy's post (0/3 SP)
Grundy used: Death Grip, Fastball Special
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