05-05-2016, 07:56 AM
A filthy beetle DARED to attack his garden. This botanical masterpiece, quite possibly the most beautiful garden in the whole of the tangled greens. This shining example of natural beauty was now under attack by an lowly, insolent beetle. Not if Jay had anything to do with it.
Acting quickly, the boy drew his scythe. Technically, it was meant for gardening and farming, harvesting wheat and such, but Jay had found that it was much more effective when used for physical confrontations such as this.
The boy swung his scythe horizontally at the beetle, careful not to decapitate any of his precious plants in the process. The beetle dodged the swipe nimbly, taunting Jay with its apparent indifference to the situation.
The fight was long and hard, the beetle was a worthy foe. Sure, he didn't hit hard, but he was quick on his wings and as nimble as the best ninjas in the green. The beetle realised that it could not win this battle, and made a hasty retreat. Before it could get far however, it sensed a please tell aroma coming from below. It dropped down to examine the scent before a pair of jaws snapped down on the unfortunate insect.
Jay let out a laugh, which sounded a little like a strange cough or sneeze. "After all that, he fell for the oldest trick in the book." Flytraps weren't easy to come by in Jay's neck of the woods, so he had to pay good money for some seeds from a merchant. Normally he wouldn't even consider paying so much for such an unnattractive plant, but they paid for themselves with all the free guard work.
After one more check, Jay was satisfied that his plants were safe and in line. He hefted his scythe onto his back and turned to go back inside. Jay's house was little more than a shack in the forest, made completely of wood and relatively small in size. The house consisted of a bedroom, a living room and a kitchen. Jay hung his scythe up on a rack in his room and booted up his computer. "I wonder if anyone's online right now?" Jay said to himself.
Acting quickly, the boy drew his scythe. Technically, it was meant for gardening and farming, harvesting wheat and such, but Jay had found that it was much more effective when used for physical confrontations such as this.
The boy swung his scythe horizontally at the beetle, careful not to decapitate any of his precious plants in the process. The beetle dodged the swipe nimbly, taunting Jay with its apparent indifference to the situation.
The fight was long and hard, the beetle was a worthy foe. Sure, he didn't hit hard, but he was quick on his wings and as nimble as the best ninjas in the green. The beetle realised that it could not win this battle, and made a hasty retreat. Before it could get far however, it sensed a please tell aroma coming from below. It dropped down to examine the scent before a pair of jaws snapped down on the unfortunate insect.
Jay let out a laugh, which sounded a little like a strange cough or sneeze. "After all that, he fell for the oldest trick in the book." Flytraps weren't easy to come by in Jay's neck of the woods, so he had to pay good money for some seeds from a merchant. Normally he wouldn't even consider paying so much for such an unnattractive plant, but they paid for themselves with all the free guard work.
After one more check, Jay was satisfied that his plants were safe and in line. He hefted his scythe onto his back and turned to go back inside. Jay's house was little more than a shack in the forest, made completely of wood and relatively small in size. The house consisted of a bedroom, a living room and a kitchen. Jay hung his scythe up on a rack in his room and booted up his computer. "I wonder if anyone's online right now?" Jay said to himself.
*The emperor of mankind yeets erik into a sun*
[Today 08:03 pm] Erik Vrell : Bruh
[Today 08:03 pm] The emperor of mankind : don't worship gods
[Today 08:03 pm] Erik Vrell : Bruh
[Today 08:03 pm] The emperor of mankind : don't worship gods