Omniverse Pick Up Lines

[Gildarts]

*Pulls out list of rock related pick up lines*

"Hey girl are you sedimentary rock because I love how many layers there are to your personality."
"I need to check your topography. Trust me, I’m a geologist."
"My heart skips a beat when my eyes meteors.. cos you’re out of this world!"
"Hey are you 10 on the Richter scale? Because you rock my world."
"Wow you have no idea how ‘gorge’ous you are…"
"You know when I said we’d be together forever? I hope you believed me when I ‘Sediment’ it."
"I would ask you out but I need to be a little boulder."
"Wanna go behind that rock, and get a little boulder?"
"I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants."

And the my favorite one:
"I’ll let you test my hardness if I can test your cleavage."

"Baby I'd Crash into you for free."