05-04-2016, 04:15 PM
The zombie roared in frustration as the shuriken hit him in both eyes, causing him to blindly lash out with his heavy fists. His efforts were rewarded with a solid thwack, and Grundy reached up to his face to dislodge the metal obscuring his vision. Glaring angrily at McNinja, his sword wounds oozing green sap, he pounded his chest and yelled a challenge.
"HAH! PUNY NINJA NOT HURT GRUNDY! GRUNDY CRUSH YOU INTO -AAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHRRRLLLBBRRLLL!"
The red laser came searing down from the heavens, bathing the hulking figure in a fiery red column and melting the chocolate street into a crater. Smoke rose from the revenant's blackened and charred skin as both of them looked at each other, the ninja and the zombie. Then, Grundy gritted his teeth and inhaled, his slashed yellow eyes focusing on McNinja as the good doctor backpedaled away from the charging behemoth. "Oh, hey, wow, would you look at that, what a surprising occurrence! Maybe the sky hates you - GHAK!"
Grundy had gotten within five feet of the ninja when he exhaled with a loud whoosh. Thick, choking swamp gas poured out of his mouth and wounds, surrounding the dead man and his foe. With tears in his eyes, the doctor wiped at his face and felt the corrosive gas eating away at his lungs and mucosal tissues.
Momentarily on top, the zombie redoubled his attack, the ninja unsteadily swaying and dodging the heavy, numerous pounding attacks, until a particularly intense cough made him stumble and he felt thick fingers wrapping around his waist with crushing force. Repeatedly stabbing Grundy in the back with his katana as he was lifted, the zombie glowered at him and squeezed even harder.
"GRUNDY MAKE YOU STOP! WHY YOU INTERRUPT GRUNDY MEAL?! GO AWAAAAY!"
He wound up and bodily hurled McNinja through the air, towards the very tower he'd been shouting down from. Mid-flight, the doctor recovered enough to throw out his grappling hook towards a nearby window. It caught, but the zombie's monstrous strength was more than the support could near and gingerbread siding fell to the ground in chunks as McNinja sailed onwards....right into a thick wall made of stale peanut brittle.
Crashing through the wall, the physician shook his head and got to his feet, just in time to see Solomon Grundy flying through the air towards him, having leapt ten meters into the air after his target. But McNinja was ready this time, and unleashed more shuriken at the sailing hulk's outstretched hands. They hit with a surprising amount of force, severing a few of Grundy's fingers. Landing heavily, the giant smashed the ground with his oozing fists, punching through the floor and sending chunks of cookie into the air.
"NOW GRUNDY NOT FANCY AT TEA PARTY! AAAARRRGGHHH!"
Long, wide swipes forced the doctor to leap, duck, and roll over them, countering with quick swipes of his katana that bit deep into the spongy undead flesh of Solomon Grundy. However, the room they had landed in was not a large one, and it was rapidy getting cluttered. Not a problem for Grundy, who's tremendous boots buffeted debris out of way, but moreso for the ninja, who could only dodge for so long before he slipped on a half melted gummy carpet.
The giant stood over McNinja's fallen form, his hands held high and fists clasped together, oozing sap onto his foe. Before the doctor could scooch out of the way, the monster brought his clenched fists down into his enemy's torso with horrifying force.
"GRUNDY CRUUUUSH!"
"HAH! PUNY NINJA NOT HURT GRUNDY! GRUNDY CRUSH YOU INTO -AAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHRRRLLLBBRRLLL!"
The red laser came searing down from the heavens, bathing the hulking figure in a fiery red column and melting the chocolate street into a crater. Smoke rose from the revenant's blackened and charred skin as both of them looked at each other, the ninja and the zombie. Then, Grundy gritted his teeth and inhaled, his slashed yellow eyes focusing on McNinja as the good doctor backpedaled away from the charging behemoth. "Oh, hey, wow, would you look at that, what a surprising occurrence! Maybe the sky hates you - GHAK!"
Grundy had gotten within five feet of the ninja when he exhaled with a loud whoosh. Thick, choking swamp gas poured out of his mouth and wounds, surrounding the dead man and his foe. With tears in his eyes, the doctor wiped at his face and felt the corrosive gas eating away at his lungs and mucosal tissues.
Momentarily on top, the zombie redoubled his attack, the ninja unsteadily swaying and dodging the heavy, numerous pounding attacks, until a particularly intense cough made him stumble and he felt thick fingers wrapping around his waist with crushing force. Repeatedly stabbing Grundy in the back with his katana as he was lifted, the zombie glowered at him and squeezed even harder.
"GRUNDY MAKE YOU STOP! WHY YOU INTERRUPT GRUNDY MEAL?! GO AWAAAAY!"
He wound up and bodily hurled McNinja through the air, towards the very tower he'd been shouting down from. Mid-flight, the doctor recovered enough to throw out his grappling hook towards a nearby window. It caught, but the zombie's monstrous strength was more than the support could near and gingerbread siding fell to the ground in chunks as McNinja sailed onwards....right into a thick wall made of stale peanut brittle.
Crashing through the wall, the physician shook his head and got to his feet, just in time to see Solomon Grundy flying through the air towards him, having leapt ten meters into the air after his target. But McNinja was ready this time, and unleashed more shuriken at the sailing hulk's outstretched hands. They hit with a surprising amount of force, severing a few of Grundy's fingers. Landing heavily, the giant smashed the ground with his oozing fists, punching through the floor and sending chunks of cookie into the air.
"NOW GRUNDY NOT FANCY AT TEA PARTY! AAAARRRGGHHH!"
Long, wide swipes forced the doctor to leap, duck, and roll over them, countering with quick swipes of his katana that bit deep into the spongy undead flesh of Solomon Grundy. However, the room they had landed in was not a large one, and it was rapidy getting cluttered. Not a problem for Grundy, who's tremendous boots buffeted debris out of way, but moreso for the ninja, who could only dodge for so long before he slipped on a half melted gummy carpet.
The giant stood over McNinja's fallen form, his hands held high and fists clasped together, oozing sap onto his foe. Before the doctor could scooch out of the way, the monster brought his clenched fists down into his enemy's torso with horrifying force.
"GRUNDY CRUUUUSH!"
Quote:Grundy tanked the Super Move, no counter
Grundy used: Grave Rot, Death Grip, Fastball Special, Grundy Crush
McNinja used: Grappling Hook, Lucky Seven, Ninja Scalpel.
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